Koree A. Smith

It's funny that millions upon millions of people will be watching the halftime show, and there will be like a dozen divorced dudes with suspicious hard drives watching the parallel maga version where Kid Rock sings a duet with a hologram Epstein about how he thinks statutory rape is a fake idea

no honor, no dignity. a lifetime of trying to atone for the wrong they’re doing will not be enough. The appropriate posture for them all this morning is on their knees in the Minnesota cold begging the God of the universe, Who is against them, for forgiveness

Trump regime ICE forces going door to door raiding innocent people’s homes in the United States. #3E #goodvsevil #JusticeForGood

Research computing is about to get weird. Nvidia bought Slurm.

MAGA is just a bunch of little crybabies.

Damn, messing up on day one.

Pentagon spox confirmed that all strikes in Caribbean are "directed by the President". Congrats.

I’m gonna start dressing significantly worse when I fly just because of Sean Duffy. I’m thinking like speedos and halter tops.

Church employee posed as ICE agent to extort victim for money, HPD says A church safety director is under arrest after being accused of posing as an ICE agent to extort a woman for money.

Houston cops say a church safety director pretended to be an ICE agent, showed a fake “ICE” ID, demanded a woman’s visa, and extorted $500, threatening deportation. abc13.com/post/church-...

Uniformed

This needs to get a LOT of traction.

Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime

$1million worth of labor to tell kids to be quiet. Worthless.

Excusing pedophilia after creating a cult based on accusations of Dems being pedophiles. Fuck these people.

Picture of Michael Jackson with Phil Anselmo’s face photoshopped onto it.

Moonwalk on home, boy. #meme #memes

Headline from the telegraph declaring that DNA has proved that hitlwr only had one ball.

The times we live in are objectively terrible, but also we get headlines like this.

Inbound aircraft to George Bush Intercontinental Houston #Airport (#IAH) are currently being delayed at their origin #airport. Delays are currently averaging 48 minutes and are up to 1 hour and 53 minutes. #AirportStatusBot

I live in Texas. The state can suck it, too.

Kinda done paying taxes. I really don’t want to just send Trump my money. #uspol

You never hear about anyone being feckful, only when they're out of fecks. Imagine being gruntled by seeing people lack feckfulness.

Years ago I said, putting all of your infrastructure in one basket is a bad idea. lol. #aws

If cats think they’re humans, then is the reason they are so mad all of the time because they’re like, “hey, motherfucker. I’d like some pants, too!”

This is is the dumbest fuckin timeline.

Jimmy Swaggart was still alive?!

Photo of a gray and white tabby cat on a blue couch.

#caturday

In today’s episode of “Adventures in #Houston Commuting”, I was driving 70mph in a 60mph zone, and a jeep was hardcore tailgating me. When they passed, I looked over. A middle-aged white woman. She was holding a large iced latte in one hand and the other, she was smelling her fingers.

MTG may be saying things in opposition to this war, but she is still a nazi dipshit, and we do not have to “hand it to her”. #uspol

Has anyone else ever noticed that the born on the Houston METRO trains sounds like the beginning of Groove is in the Heart?

If yelling at GOP relatives did anything, I would be president myself by now.

Those aren’t microplastics, those are my Emotional Support Polymers. #jokes #humor

If you're cis and you see someone taking photos of trans people in bathrooms/changing rooms you need to harass the shit out of that person. It's our moral duty.