Hannah

Wait, when did Leonardo DiCaprio turn Brazilian?

Is she gonna be the lady that wees herself?

Let’s stop turning everything into a musical please. This is gross.
Ian & Myra: The Musical next is it?

Amazing that almost everyone in the world can do a passable Kermit the Frog impression but they’ve hired the one dude that can’t

a man and a woman are standing outside of a house ALT: a man and a woman are standing outside of a house

Oh my god

I expect it will be. Those numbers doubled sit in line with the usual sizing. But weird that they would provide just that with no explanation

That’s laid flat pit to pit, surely?

I’ve been listening to Radio 2 for two weeks now and I don’t think I’ve got another Never Too Much by Luther Vandross in me tbh

Snap!

I’m breaking up with my phone in 2026 and touching grass

I’m officially done with The Discourse. I don’t have it in me to be performatively outraged about the Pantone colour of the year. It’s giving “you’re shouting at tea, Sue”

“Wow, x years already? Congrats!”

I’m planning on walking the entire length of the Pennine Way in slingbacks in memoriam

I’ve made a conscious effort to stop mindlessly scrolling on twitter and TikTok, however I’ve replaced it with mindlessly scrolling on Vinted instead and it’s costing me a fucking fortune

God, you disgust me

Happy pride month to the fella who does the announcements at Tottenham Court Rd Station and the fella who does the announcements at Tottenham Court Rd Station ONLY. Have a good one babe x

Delighted to be staying in Vienna’s premier Russ Abbott themed hotel

CLAIRE IT’S FRENCH #eurovision

You’ve changed your tune!

I cannot speak the month of June out loud without immediately following it up with @paullitchfield.bsky.social’s impression of Terry Scott. It’s becoming a real problem.

Just heard the new Gaga single and all of a sudden have the urge to be in a provincial nightclub wearing business casual and a statement necklace

It was Neuro Spicy

All that dick swinging and arse licking for this? L O L

FAO @hellothisisivan.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DFkRLo5tbb...

Unbelievably niche

Phwoar-gra more like.

Along with the Dolly P hair and the slinky red dress, my girl was SERVING

First time watching The Dark Crystal and audibly gasped as Aughra’s huge tits and rock hard nips. Insane work from Jim and the lads

What I wouldn’t give for a bottomless brunch with them both

Her spiteful arrogance was astounding