Dan Fehler

Ok, they emptied out at Malcom Yards for a private event. Not too threatening looking of a group, but a few more cowboy hats than I usually see in Minneapolis.

06 charter buses entering Minneapolis from the west must be a big event going on. Can’t tell who’s inside.

So it’s been a decade. No big whup.

You have friends!

With a bonus Hermantown!

Damn it, Hinkley.

Truly the most Edina thing ever.

Nope. Fridley.

Nah, feels more Golden Valley.

If Charlie Kirk was homeless, could I give him an involuntary lethal injection?

I want my two dollars!

Record scratch, “You’re probably…. Fuck it.”
Cue the Kenny Loggins theme song.

“Does the Supreme Court’s ruling mean Democrats in Blue States can…”. No. It will never mean that.

The song title implies that Georgia is, in fact, lower than Hell.

I’m seeing clips of Kaitlin Olsen staring as a House-like smarter than everyone cop, and it’s so bad I just have to view it like an “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” bit.

We’re Standish, don’t know about the others.

The person who was awake and called the cops said the cops admitted this happened at least three other times in different Minneapolis neighborhoods.

So apparently the new sport in Minneapolis is driving a car into a bunch of garage doors down an alley at 2:00am. Seven doors on our block were hit last night? But maybe as many as 14?

It’s Girl Scout Cookie season. Which means I can finally eat the boxes my wife put aside last year and has been ignoring.

You got this, it’s just like riding a 900 pound bicycle with a mind of its own.

Do you frequent the Convention Center that the Wi-Fi is trying to auto-connect to the just out of range signal? I had issues around some hotspots until I turned them off.

I’m guessing 50/50 odds MPS closed Tuesday.

At this point I’m rooting for Forty-one Doughnut.

Just answer the fucking question Annie.

Ok, but, “The Odyssey” is just screaming for a Muppet take.

You want me to be worried about Chinese hacking? How about stop putting ads on my phone for things I Google on my PC. I’m going to shout Velveeta on this app, and will reply with the cheesy goodness pushed on me from other apps.

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Cookie night!

Did we buy Greenland yet?