Stephanie Rhodes

I know.

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Frickin lasers 😎 “ “

"no more superficial individual expression"

Indeed. Per ardua ad astra.

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

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I nearly feel sorry for them… oh wait

Many sad 🇷🇺 noises anticipated

Perfect 👌😁

Just don’t let a psychologist see any of your abstracts, you might get committed 🎨 😁 stick with serene landscapes in spiritual greens, perhaps with a passing flock 🦩 for a pop of colour

Close as I could get for you…

🦩 😂

Behave! 😁

Me too, let’s hope that continues… 😬

Indeed. And there are always unprincipled numpties who seem to have “Mistake Waiting To Happen” as an unofficial motto 🤦‍♀️ and seemingly more so at the moment.

The necessary “invisible” stuff 🥷 doesn’t sell as well. Planning and preparation isn’t sexy 🙄 But those who know, appreciate it. Because sometimes it’s what doesn’t happen that’s more important… flashy dick-waving contests don’t keep us safe at night.

Perfect 👌 you’ll enjoy that, plenty of scope for N Euro banter too 😁 On a more serious note, hope it all goes well

I mean, you’ll have insisted on an onboard sauna 🧖‍♂️ would be a sub optimal road trip without one

Subtle. So calming and peaceful 😉 🧘 gliding serenely along, perfect for reconnecting with your inner 🐺

😁 what a fantastically understated description… a tiny collection of unusual mechanical contraptions 😂 At least it’s not a herd of 🫏 🫏

Well obvs would be memorable but not exactly ideal transport for the task 😁 Sad Cutie noises 😢

Courage mon brave 💪🩲🧦 reckon you could squeeze quite a few pairs into the baguette holder 😁

You’ve returned to your äggressive ways 🥚 😂

Alright Boomy, don’t make Stinky Pete jealous 😂 🦩 grrrrrr

Have you asked Momsie if you can add “War” to your job title yet? 😉 Talk about overcompensating… 🙄🤦‍♀️

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That 🧼 company has unfollowed me now 😂 but I’m using the emoji and not the word in case they come back

Plus you don’t need a real estate tycoon sat there chatting 💩 and admiring the decor when you’re talking about serious geopolitical matters… “reminds me of Mar a Lago” 🤦‍♀️

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🦩😍🦩

Don’t mess with Momsie… FAFO incoming 😉

Yup 🤪 gotta lol as a coping mechanism, otherwise I’d just be mainly ranting 🤬 It is truly the most reDICKulous of times

Anus status…. bwahahahahahaha 🤣🤣