Ruth Kapelus

This Hallmark movie just wrote itself.

I am trying to be way better about going into physical stores instead of ordering online or they’re all going to go out of business. 😢

That’s really obnoxious. You should be able to do it online if they’re not going to staff on weekends.

Just give me a minute, I need to tell the bank teller my pin so I can get you the cash.

I did point out that he has access to all my finances to begin with.

You mean you don’t want me to sell you some of the loudest patterned leggings you’ve ever seen?

I don’t have a physical debit card anymore, so I needed to go into the bank to get cash like an old lady.

The teller asked me if I still remembered my pin and I leaned over to whisper it to him, while he panicked and told me not to tell him it.

Thus confirming that I am in fact, an old lady.

Must be working, he’s the picture of vigour and good health.

Very much so

30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows

This came to me in a dream

💯💯

He’ll always have goodwill from Wayne’s World.

Failed grade 4 geography on an international stage.

Has any Canadian gone from revered to reviled as fast and hard as Wayne Gretzky?

Freddie Freeman, the man that you are.

What’s the word for when you’re simultaneously laughing but also weeping?

Right? The way he immediately snatched it out of the box.

I’m always struck by how much he behaves just like a toddler.

Yes, true. 😢

Don’t drag them into this. I know some forklift certified folks who would think this is just as stupid as we do.

You may be surprised to learn he’s only 38, but yes this is the behaviour of someone pushing 40.

This man excels at only one thing, and that’s being a gigantic loser.

Friday gripe: so many people use ‘his/her/their’ when they mean ‘he/she/they’ that I’m worried LLMs will stop correcting it and a generation from now people genuinely won’t know it’s wrong.

Means we weren’t meant to have it.

Ordering from the catalogue and then going to pick it up six weeks later made you really think about what you wanted.

It’s also how I got a Cabbage Patch Kid for my birthday.

We need to go back to the days of Consumer’s Distributing, there is way too much garbage for sale that’s being pushed in our faces constantly.

This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.

Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.

Anyone have any leads?

Maybe you can explain the season finale to me

I naively thought it was going to be funny and charming

If I ever run into her I will let her know.

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