Tommy (transient era)

This video is my fave 😂🤣 I always post it occasionally.

you’re very american coded for a br*t

Agree, and I think we should also add call centers to this list

Utopian vision of the future showing families standing on a verdant hill overlooking a space-age city with delicate spires reaching into the sky that transitions from day into a galaxy-filled night

Society if George McGovern won in 1972

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

i can’t wait to be middle aged. 40-somethings seem to be having the most fun socially, emotionally, and spiritually

I’ve been doing it for 8 years and chose this year to wear red white and blue (in a cunty americana way, as reclamation) and was the only one who did so 😭

Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed. evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

I feel like something really stupid is gonna happen on July 4th.

It’s too symbolic of a date for him to not do something extravagantly stupid that day

he’s an Arizona boy like his daddy. some warm pavement on our bare feet doesn’t bother us (but unshaded pavement and any type of asphalt does ❤️)

dogs shouldn’t be walking on 120°+ pavement, that’s a given. however, their paws are also far less sensitive than our feet. walking them in the shade during hot weather is perfectly okay (from experience). they will tell you when they are uncomfortable or in pain.

i really don’t know how to explain to people that my dog refuses to walk in booties, will literally focus on ripping them off his feet, and actually overheat him quicker.

manifesting 🛐

Kinda crazy how we’re about to have ww3 all because people hate trans women

there are many ways to enjoy a Sunday, but my pug resting his head on my chest as he naps has to be my favorite

My state is under a protection order. WW3 is about to start. So with that here is a jumpsuit I made.

lots of things about Our Times are very terrible, but we also live in the same time as being able to eat tacos, pizza, and sushi in a single day. That’s beautiful.

fresh sushi in american grocery stores has to be one of the greatest achievements of multi-culturalism

Sophia 𓎛 Mystic Vagabond
Human - a poem by Sophia

Yes, please

Life will never get easier obviously, but I’m already finding myself having an easier time navigating trials and tribulations now than i did at 24 or before

Turned 26 yesterday and mid-20s already feels a lot easier than early-20s

It is by no means an exaggeration to say that many, many people who work in politics don't actually believe in anything but making money in a white collar career of consequence. You can't explain this kind of thing any other way.

big benny mussolini vibes here

i just realized that the stupid military parade is for his birthday

i just wanna watch the lego movie but the stupid netflix music festival live stream is making the app freeze

he’s gonna die this summer

the things I’m most excited about these next few weeks are going to the Lego store and riding the soon-to-be-open second train line. I’m fully 7-year-old-maxxing rn

you mean to tell me that I’ve been in a prison of my own making for 2.5 years…

hate to report that making friends at work actually makes your day 80% less miserable