Percival Voorhees

Conservatives are evil and liberals are worthless at governance. By their powers combined, we now find ourselves in this little whoopsie-doodle that we're in.

Anyone who ever says "Superman wouldn't do [insert thing here]!" is clearly only familiar with a certain limited era of the character, because right from Action Comics #1 Clark is a petty bitch who isn't above trolling and using his powers for personal reaosns. 😂

New shower chair. Old one didn't have back or arms. This one is a lot safer and makes it waaay easier for me to get in and out of the shower. That handicapped life ya'll.

It's taken over 10 years, I've finally collected ALL of the original Ranma 1/2 Limited Edition bluray box sets, and I didn't pay a dime over MSRP for a single one of them (I recently saw all 7 of the TV box sets bundled on eBay for $1200). #Ranma

We finally got In a Violent Nature, Smile, and all of the Terrifier flicks.

Hey, mainstream media, you know why most of us aren't scared of Luigi Mangione? We're not soulless CEOs who condemn tens of thousands of people to a needless death or a significant decrease in the quality of their life every year.

I want to see it, but I haven't. But even when I do, it's not going to dethrone Doctor Who as my "best show of all time". Some things are too deeply ingrained from childhood.

When a financially and socially comfortable liberal "ally" says "When they go low we go high because we have the moral high ground!" to someone from a community comprised of the marginalized, poor, exhausted, sick, disabled, and dying:

This is the ideal Guy body. You may not like it, but this is what peak Gardner looks like.

When you perp walk modern day folk hero #LuigiMangione with the intention of causing a chilling effect but it accidentally does the exact opposite:

Same.

Christ on a cracker, I'm glad you're okay.

Sorry, Guardian, but we were calling Luigi a hero before we had any fucking clue who he was.

The whole point of a folk hero is that it can be anyone under the mask. It could have been a six eyed creature from space named Flimflapquefar and I'd feel exactly the same.

But please, keep trying.

As I often say: the system isn't broken, it's working exactly as intended.

Shitty Right Wing Nerds: "Superman has gone woke!"

Me: "My brother in Christ, Clark Kent was created by two Jewish men during the rise of the Third Reich and is an illegal alien living in a country hostile to immigrants who grew up in conservative Kansas and decided to work as a print journalist."

They're the same picture.

This shit actually worked. I found the song I was looking for.

New image of Luigi Mangione arriving in New York surrounded by boot-licking pigs:

Seeing the online reaction to Naughty Dog's next game has convinced me that brain rot has utterly cooked the gaming community. Unless you're a right wring grifter like The Quartering, there is absolutely nothing of value to be gained from continuing to engage with online gamers.

Just got mine today. I play a lot of games, but my tops are always the usual suspects year over year.

In other news, my Steam Replay for 2024 is out.

So yeah. They are hacksawing our ceilings, ripping up my carpet, emptying everything out of my bedroom.

ugh.

The sprinklers in the apartment above us broke. Our apartment is flooding like a submarine. My computer was sitting in an inch of water just a little while ago.

Water is raining from my closet, over my bed, out the fucking window seals.

I fucking hate this place.

They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru.

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when I see a Cee Eee Oh

@evilpii.bsky.social The real MVP for 2024

This is why December 4th happened.

Me voting for Democrats for two goddamn decades hasn't made a single difference to the state of Healthcare in this country.

Meanwhile, health insurance companies are reversing some of their evil policies within a week of one CEO assassination.

Makes you think.

YouTube video by The Humanist Report Elites are TERRIFIED at the Support for Luigi Mangione

Good. Eat them alive.

PlayStation wrap-up for the year.