dracula factory quality control reject

At home yelling at the air vents "No, no, we did the ritual first, this counts! If you want correlation to not be causation you're going to have to submit a valid argument, you ectoplasmic horror from beyond mortal ken!"

Joke's on you, we're going to use AI to write a summoning ritual for you so if you show up to yell about it you'll be incredibly embarrassed it worked. Gonna get Jonathan Frakes to record a Beyond Belief clip, too: "Can ghosts blush? Absolute hogwash. Unless ... "

"for sale: baby skull, still radical"

Koalas give koalas chlamydia, it's endemic!

Rotating guys in my mind to get mad at

*immediately swivels his knee's reflex point into your lamp table edge and turns the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit*

After Versed I had a whole text conversation I didn't remember or know about until I noticed it 12 hours later, I believe in you
(also good luck with the surgerizing!)

Finally, the Live Wire (1992) remake we've been waiting for, we can even still use Pierce Brosnan.

If you want to bypass Bsky age verification in the UK you can quite easily

Open dev tools, refresh the page, go to network, Fetch/XHR and find the app.bsky.unspecced.getAgeAssuranceState http call, right click Override content and replace "unknown" with "assured".

Works for DMs and adult posts

Anhedonia Biscuit, I am a scion of a 19th century shipping magnate

"Engage... the Thorsepower!"
"Uhhh, do you mean Loki? Because there IS that one story about the origin of Sleipn-"
"SILENCE I did not mean Loki! Just gas it, Chudley."

Now I'm imagining Lachesis taking a day off in the park listening to people going by, occasionally hearing something and reacting by making a face, frogging back a line or two, redoing it to a different dialogue between the same people and smiling to herself

He's clearly IN the Avengers' New York, sometimes you can the see the tower in the distance, some background futzing around where Giant-Ant-Man trips over his own dick into the Staten Island ferry or something maybe, a vampire talks about meeting Hawkeye once, but they're far off set dressing

From Tumblr user 'hoechlin': captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many. captain america: no

Like, you want to give Blade MCU integration, you should absolutely never put him on screen at the same time as an Avenger at any point in the movie. Maybe once in the middle of a fight he takes a phone call from one of them on caller ID, says 'busy', and hangs up.

Hopefully also not in marketing

Someone calling the Popemobile 'the Miracle Whip' on twitter like ten years ago nearly killed me

Date/time fridge magnets? In the interim

Teapot and mug featuring a weathered floral design with netting covering parts of each piece and a blue ring octopus crawling out of the top of both of them.

Teapot and mug featuring a weathered floral design with netting covering parts of each piece and a blue ring octopus crawling out of the top of both of them. Detail of mug

Teapot and mug featuring a weathered floral design with netting covering parts of each piece and a blue ring octopus crawling out of the top of both of them. Detail of back of teapot, showing pearls coming out from under lid.

Teapot and mug featuring a weathered floral design with netting covering parts of each piece and a blue ring octopus crawling out of the top of both of them. Detail of blue ring octopus on teapot.

So this wasn't the customer's first idea which was more celestial themed. But we agreed the second idea would be so cool, I couldn't pass up "a tea set that a siren who sinks ships would have." It was incredibly fun to paint.

You kanabō serious

Just literally Devito's Penguin, huh

*stares pensively into the middle distance for a while* Décogetage.

Jen used to fuss at me indignantly when she'd find me on the couch with two cats and three dogs just stretched out around/on me; I started greeting her with "Welcome... to Pet Island!" a la Montalban.

The kids used to make fun of me for ending up with all the cats at 25's first apartment draped off of me after like ten minutes of sitting and talking. Stillness counts for a LOT, and non-still people have difficulty faking it.

Pretty clearly he just found a tombstone depicting an entire girl writing and took a rubbing of it, the absolute hack

My Homeland's Heritage happens to be incredibly high infant mortality for incredibly stupid reasons, thank you very much

A cashier once asked Jen, to my face, "Is he like this all the time?"

Jen replied, "Sometimes he sleeps."

Material components, vs somatic (actual cooking) and verbal (cussin' a lot).

Years before One Punch Man, there was Half Orc Monk. Genuinely made me wish NWN had a physics system.

Squash somehow manages to be mealy and slimy at the same time, and that's without even getting into the taste.

Under late capitalism it's no longer Freemasonry, it's SaaSmasonry