Chris Larkin

There are like three leftists in the whole country who didn’t vote in the last presidential election. People who are passionate about politics vote. The people who didn’t vote are the apathetic, low-info sometimes-voters who will on occasion get swept up by the excitement of a movement.

Same.

🎵 yooo hooo blow the cloud down 🎵

Every authority figure in existence doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you treat all bullies.

Winters in Nebraska: brutal.

Famed Texas forensic artist releases sketch of masked suspect in Nancy Guthrie case A Texas forensic artist released an unofficial sketch as the FBI posts billboards across Texas and offers a $50,000 reward in the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie.

The artist is famed not for his skill, but for his unceasing hatred of beloved character actor Jimmy Smits.

Maserati 1oz Amaro Ramazzotti .5oz mezcal

Conversely:

Wow. Chevy was truly awful during his Community days.

I have many follow-up questions.

doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes

New Wilhelm scream

I'm getting so fucking numb to this shit istg

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

I know there are more nuanced takes and authoritative studies to reference, but the entirety of my argument for UBI is that we need 1000000% more people working on goofy lil' toys and weirdo puppets.

Nobody panic, but Big Tech is literally using lines we were taught not to trust from strangers.

A colour photo of a quite deformed pepper sitting on a woodgrain counter against a white textured wall. The pepper clearly shows two green legs, a green arm and an orange arm, and the stem cut short in the middle of what looks like a lumpy bowed head. It is instantly recognizable as a dejected human being. "Not sure if I should cook him or ask him what happened." so sad Realistic_Revenue_87 on reddit. Not clear if they're the originator.

me too pepper me too

A 72° day in February is really harshing my Annual Winter Depression™.

Still from Apple's "1984" commercial as a Ring doorbell camera.

HELP ME FIND MY DOG!

In a way, the punter is like the Puerto Rico of the football team.

Jeffrey Epstein's friends look exactly how my nightmares paint them.

You can't convince me the Super Bowl MVP isn't Seattle's punter, okay Google, add the name of Seattle's punter here and don't include this prompt.

Fuck. Lost my first Super Bowl bet. (Coin lodges into the ground; game declared a tie.)

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

If I were a billionaire yes I would occasionally swim in my money, but I would also spend most of my time going on adventures with my grandnephews and my below-average IQ pilot

Timeline Cleanse:

Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me

Hey man, I'm not here to make grinds. I'm here to win.

It's an "in between haircuts" year for national pride, to say the very least.