Straw Hat Michael

Zohran Mamdani and Mahmoud Khalil Are In on the Joke What it feels like to laugh when the world expects you to disappear.

At a comedy show, Mahmoud Khalil told Zohran Mamdani, “I am excited about the possibility of raising my son in a city where you are mayor.” It was a stunning moment, Hanif Abdurraqib writes.

He won’t and can’t because he’s on the list lmao

“This Jeffrey Epstein stuff is so old why aren’t we talking about the 2020 election still”

I had relapsed to twitter but now I’m getting clean again need to post here more

best ad last night

The party that preaches America as a “meritocracy” is the same one that’s always doing shit like this

I hope the eagles win but only because it would make Bradley Cooper’s character in Silver Linings Playbook happy

deep seek? more like I’m Deeply Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

Me, I’m a game turning 25 in 2025

is this the weirdest feeling new year’s eve to anyone else?

2025 is gonna be my year for sure for sure

i think i’ve watched the Superman trailer at least 600 times now

Kai Cenat should be in fortnite

DUDEEEE THE SECOND SHOT IS SO GOOD

the real psyop is how this dude looks so cool in every photo he’s in

remind me what happened to mlk jr?

So when are they adding the Luigi Mangione bundle to the fortnite shop

he only has good angles

I would never commit a high profile and infamous act because I would hate to have the world pick apart every little thing i’ve ever said online

thanks for reminding me to block her on this app too

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

what the hell is a skircle

I bet they embarrassingly and publicly try and fail to kill bluesky

this is me btw

this feels so much like 2013 twitter/instagram when everyone was trying to get followers by following as many accounts as possible

I’ve missed a lot in like the past year, who is the new super woman?

are there nutty people who are entertaining on here I can follow to make my shit less of an echo chamber every other post is George Takai and I love him but I need more variety

can’t imagine a sadder ending to a rap beef then losing the rap battle and a major lawsuit you filed because you were mad you lost