@libbyhill.bsky.social
forever midwestspitfire; los angeles with my baby and big dumb baby; tv writer (yellowjackets)
Two days ago, we were all sitting in a restaurant when I reached across to take my wife's hand and tell her how happy I was in our little family when I glanced at the toddler, now topless.
"Um, what are you doing?"
"Taking off my pants!"
So we're in that stage, I guess.
Last night the toddler was muttering in their crib about Purple Rain. Silly me, thinking they wanted me to play the song went to check in.
No, they wanted their Purple Rain SHIRT.
Because they were nude.
"I don't want these pants. I don't want this shirt. I don't want this diaper."
Ah, well.
letβs have a crisis of femininity, as a treat
03.08.2025 20:11 β π 735 π 87 π¬ 11 π 11Child, staring plaintively at my face, with great love: "I want to kick your eyes."
03.08.2025 03:20 β π 165 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Her gofundme if interested
www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
cactuscloudsart Today I discovered a woman called "Angie the ICE Chaser" on TikTok and she literally just follows ICE vehicles in her car. They become increasingly erratic in their attempts to lose her (breaking sooo many laws on camera) and they never do. She is single handedly striking terror into ICE agents across LA. She also follows them through neighborhoods honking her horn and shouting "THEY ARE ICE!" out her window. There is a GFM for gas money and the legal fees she is fully expecting to come around.
Hero
02.08.2025 03:51 β π 5877 π 1420 π¬ 37 π 96I just donated to this lady, Go Fund Me in the replies to deer ladyβs post.
03.08.2025 04:56 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Continue Watching SUPERMAN Babygirl INFOMERCIALS
the three genders, HBO edition
03.08.2025 03:14 β π 73 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0i used to be into "how would various comic strip characters vote" but now i'm post-electoral politics and only care about what comic strip characters would've been at J6
03.08.2025 02:00 β π 72 π 7 π¬ 16 π 2Associated Press headline: After a reference to Trumpβs impeachments is removed from a history museum, complex questions echo
"β¦complex questions echo"
Whenever the Smithsonian opens its exhibit about this current moment, I hope this headline framed on a wall somewhere. Future generations need to understand how much the media contorted itself to launder authoritarianism as just One Of Those Funny Quirks of History.
abundance (of white dudes)
03.08.2025 01:28 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'll be really curious to see who is the first American to apply for asylum in a foreign country under Trump, and how their claim is adjudicated.
02.08.2025 21:06 β π 217 π 56 π¬ 14 π 0Had a dream that there was a steampunk version of "Robocop", where he had a big metal key sticking out of his back & someone had to keep winding him up constantly in order for him to fight crime
20.06.2024 08:04 β π 31 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Everything about this story is horrific:
1. The student never mentions Jews
2. The university is going to expel a student for criticizing a country over genocide
3. A Republican congressman is taking credit and implying the student is a Muslim terrorist
4. The U.S. Justice Department is involved
They legit think we are being boomers when we ask them where they keep the cups or if there is a dressing roomβ¦because they donβt realize that expertise used to be pretty common, even in the most front line casual retail interactions.
Thatβs how bad it is.
A few months ago there was a TikTok trend of Gen z employees sincerely confused that older customers would ask them product questions. Someone explained that employees used to know things. Then we had to tell them about Radio Shack.
I realized they truly had no idea that things used toβ¦work.
I sort of blacked out for a few moments during the whole domino effect and all I could see was this
01.08.2025 14:55 β π 500 π 15 π¬ 2 π 3And maybe the most egregious of allβ¦the chicken place didnβt have any %#!? chicken.
If youβre younger than 35 you have never known a time in this country where a lot of things generally just worked.
a sadistic accretion of selfish monopolistic policy and economic choices broke everything
I encountered so many societal and economic failures today that Iβm tapping out.
No school buses (that one again)
A βsextortionβ lesson for a bunch of 11 year olds
Flight cancellation an hour before itβs scheduled
No other flights
Two hour call wait times (even with stupid βstatusβ)
Guys is it biased to favor a shared sense of objective reality
01.08.2025 20:32 β π 2107 π 325 π¬ 2 π 0This clip...I have no words.
Gaza Humanitarian Fund whistleblower Anthony Aguilar describes ordering pizzas for their site while Palestinians starve.
The then cursed Cubs and Red Sox win the 2003 NL/AL Championship Serieses, face off in the World Series, then go to game seven. We came so close to having this.
01.08.2025 01:07 β π 52 π 6 π¬ 5 π 0If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
31.07.2025 14:41 β π 2521 π 425 π¬ 45 π 55Time to build a neighborhood tree stand.
31.07.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting early with this! Weβre closing in on $5500. For the first 10 people who donate $25 today Iβll do a video review for a movie of your choice!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ellio...
WHAT THE FUCK
31.07.2025 16:12 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βSpeaking out for kids in this situation is more important than my career.β
More people need to internalize this.
Fucking obsessed with this kid's sentence construction.
31.07.2025 16:10 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Don't sniff my robot! You always sniff my robot! Stop that sniffing!" -- the toddler and the cat are beefing
31.07.2025 16:05 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0