Libby Hill

No, I'm all for this. Rich people need something completely harmless to occupy their time or they'll default back to trying to kill us.

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Codependence is so tragic.

I'm gonna have to get my goddamn ears repierced.

Fucking hyperventilating.

girl who subscribes to the onion because she is morally right

I like to imagine that once every 72 hours or so Leo shambles down the hall in the middle of the night in his bathrobe to wake up some cardinal like “sorry man emergency confession real quick” and the cardinal is like “[sigh] was it the one about finding new ways to murder JD Vance again”

If you’re at Stump Party and see me, say hey. I’m terrible with faces so if we’ve met before, I probably forgot.

At Stump Party, we hit stump with axe. I think some new gods are involved.

Hello, I live in Minnesota. We’ve sort of lost our minds but we’re having fun also.

Stupidity fatigue is real.

There's definitely a non-zero chance he thinks that's an actual photo of the ship he sent.

It's wild to me that Jessie the Cowgirl is actually the beating heart of the Toy Story franchise, given the fact that she didn't appear until the second film.

OH NOOOOOOOO
(finally, someone who appreciates that album like i do)

Yeah, that line stuck out to me, too. Like... right there, the paper is editorializing and framing this as if trans people aren't actually a thing. Just people who "identify as transgender."

THEY'RE SHOWING THE AGE OF INNOCENCE AND PLAYING SKA THE COFFEESHOP IS BACK BABY AND BETTER THAN EVER

YouTube video by TheDecemberistsVEVO The Decemberists - This Is Why We Fight

I can't believe this song is nearly 15 years old.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLSO...

As a general matter I abhor violence but the way things are these days I honestly think I would pay a subscription fee for a steady feed of videos of diverse young people beating the shit out old white MAGA guys.

I love the hater pope

"Welcome to bluesky, if you need anything, just grab it from the supply closet."

I get paid to write, obviously.

For whom you cannot find a second sock for?

Parenthood is mostly just introducing another person into your life who you can’t find a second sock for.

‘Andor’ Creator Tony Gilroy Gives the Interview He Couldn’t During Its Release While promoting his cautionary tale about fascism, Disney asked Gilroy to refrain from using the word. Nine months after it aired its finale, the 'Star Wars' series feels scarily prescient.

“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

a chair covered in slobbery bites from a box of tissues and a roll of toilet paper. no cats are visible so we don’t need to make accusations

So, early reports show someone dragged a roll of toilet paper AND a box of tissues onto the chair and took one million bites. We need more facts before we jump to conclusions

I love the Olympics, because I had never heard of Alysa Liu 9 days ago and now I think she should be president of the united states

It’s just so nice when something good happens, you know?

Screenshot of a YouTube video posted by NBC Sports titled, "Alysa Liu's FABULOUS gold medal-winning free skate, Winter Olympics 2026."

This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...

I love this photo a ton but I’m also obsessed with this one.

Nope. Rounds would thump her.