No, I'm all for this. Rich people need something completely harmless to occupy their time or they'll default back to trying to kill us.
24.02.2026 03:19 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0@libbyhill.bsky.social
forever midwestspitfire; los angeles with my baby and big dumb baby; tv writer (yellowjackets)
No, I'm all for this. Rich people need something completely harmless to occupy their time or they'll default back to trying to kill us.
24.02.2026 03:19 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
22.02.2026 00:52 β π 5812 π 1250 π¬ 56 π 107Codependence is so tragic.
24.02.2026 03:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gonna have to get my goddamn ears repierced.
23.02.2026 23:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Fucking hyperventilating.
23.02.2026 20:46 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0girl who subscribes to the onion because she is morally right
23.02.2026 02:22 β π 201 π 13 π¬ 0 π 1I like to imagine that once every 72 hours or so Leo shambles down the hall in the middle of the night in his bathrobe to wake up some cardinal like βsorry man emergency confession real quickβ and the cardinal is like β[sigh] was it the one about finding new ways to murder JD Vance againβ
21.02.2026 23:09 β π 511 π 57 π¬ 1 π 0If youβre at Stump Party and see me, say hey. Iβm terrible with faces so if weβve met before, I probably forgot.
At Stump Party, we hit stump with axe. I think some new gods are involved.
Hello, I live in Minnesota. Weβve sort of lost our minds but weβre having fun also.
Stupidity fatigue is real.
22.02.2026 03:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's definitely a non-zero chance he thinks that's an actual photo of the ship he sent.
22.02.2026 03:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's wild to me that Jessie the Cowgirl is actually the beating heart of the Toy Story franchise, given the fact that she didn't appear until the second film.
22.02.2026 03:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OH NOOOOOOOO
(finally, someone who appreciates that album like i do)
Yeah, that line stuck out to me, too. Like... right there, the paper is editorializing and framing this as if trans people aren't actually a thing. Just people who "identify as transgender."
22.02.2026 01:25 β π 1231 π 266 π¬ 15 π 2THEY'RE SHOWING THE AGE OF INNOCENCE AND PLAYING SKA THE COFFEESHOP IS BACK BABY AND BETTER THAN EVER
22.02.2026 01:24 β π 113 π 2 π¬ 7 π 0I can't believe this song is nearly 15 years old.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLSO...
As a general matter I abhor violence but the way things are these days I honestly think I would pay a subscription fee for a steady feed of videos of diverse young people beating the shit out old white MAGA guys.
21.02.2026 21:57 β π 463 π 71 π¬ 17 π 6I love the hater pope
21.02.2026 22:02 β π 3715 π 488 π¬ 23 π 0"Welcome to bluesky, if you need anything, just grab it from the supply closet."
21.02.2026 18:02 β π 82 π 24 π¬ 1 π 0I get paid to write, obviously.
21.02.2026 05:38 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For whom you cannot find a second sock for?
21.02.2026 05:22 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Parenthood is mostly just introducing another person into your life who you canβt find a second sock for.
21.02.2026 00:40 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0βWe were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but weβve really gotten to the point where itβs really sad. Itβs just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.β www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
20.02.2026 20:04 β π 3757 π 958 π¬ 25 π 86thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said βi see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit hereβ
20.02.2026 21:36 β π 3090 π 373 π¬ 43 π 17a chair covered in slobbery bites from a box of tissues and a roll of toilet paper. no cats are visible so we donβt need to make accusations
So, early reports show someone dragged a roll of toilet paper AND a box of tissues onto the chair and took one million bites. We need more facts before we jump to conclusions
20.02.2026 08:18 β π 3473 π 332 π¬ 107 π 17I love the Olympics, because I had never heard of Alysa Liu 9 days ago and now I think she should be president of the united states
20.02.2026 03:41 β π 79 π 8 π¬ 3 π 2Itβs just so nice when something good happens, you know?
20.02.2026 03:39 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of a YouTube video posted by NBC Sports titled, "Alysa Liu's FABULOUS gold medal-winning free skate, Winter Olympics 2026."
This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...
20.02.2026 02:57 β π 2848 π 530 π¬ 51 π 142I love this photo a ton but Iβm also obsessed with this one.
20.02.2026 03:27 β π 1952 π 298 π¬ 4 π 13Nope. Rounds would thump her.
20.02.2026 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0