The Elite Beat

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"

Yesterday I broke the cardinal rule of posting which is: never post

MATES is back. New episodes of Mike and Tom Eat Snacks coming soon!

Ohio's governor sent their National Guard to participate in the fascist takeover of Washington DC. Governor Whitmer, you've played Risk, you know it's time to send our National Guard to take back Toledo.

The Mariners are contributing to the male loneliness crisis by leaving so many men in scoring position.

Star Trek Lower Decks scene. We're on the bridge of the USS Cerritos, a fine ship. Not the best ship, no, but a fine ship. Picture one: Ransom stands in front of a group of crew members holding court next to the captains chair. Closed caption reads, "You need to sit?" Picture two: Ransom now has one leg extended over top of the chair, Riker style. Closed caption reads, "Cross your leg over the back of it and slam down." Picture three: Now sitting (man spreading) in the captains chair, Ransom flexes and arm and looks cocksure. Boiler looks back awkwardly and unsure of all of this. Closed caption reads, "Command that chair."

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“Might” not, lol.

A Gretna Green and David Boreanaz reference. I feel like I am the only demographic for this and I popped huge. 🥰

insane. this leaves Ohio incredibly vulnerable to whoever would want to invade Ohio

New York Mets•@mets.com • 15h First inning heat from Nolan McLean ... = Brigitte R. = @brigro.bsky.social Don't care. The Rapist Orange Nazi is in the Epstein files and I can't care about boys chasing balls. August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM

What kind of game is it? Beat ‘em up?

Shower your body with SEED

The most fashion forward shirt is now available at shopaew.com

#aew #ROH

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YEEEEEEEEEES

Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here

Nick Hogaan's like "you cant mourn forever. Jimmy Hart get your ass up here and sing Daniel Powter's Bad Day.

I have emailed so many reporters.

Matt Brown@mattbrown.bsky.social - 4h Actually, you know what? Let's stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let's hear about airports that don't suck. Paul Cowling @picowlo.bsky.social From a climate perspective all airports suck.

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social • 1d Bluesky folks... can anyone help me figure out who this nice person is? This weekend, me eldest dropped their phone (in a waterproof pouch) in Wright's Lake, and we spent hours hunting the lake for it, only to find it at the ranger's the next day with this photo as the last photo added... [photo of a man in a hat giving a thumbs up] ... [username redacted] May want to let it ago... that thumbs up could mean a maga

Sen. Adam Schiff @@schiff.senate.gov • 2h First, Donald Trump used the Marines and the National Guard to support his mass deportation agenda in Los Angeles. Now, he's using similar tactics in D.C. like a tinpot dictator. Don't look away. Don't stay silent. If you do, don't be surprised if it's your city next. Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social We need this kind of fire right now! You should run for office! August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM

Assuming my research is correct (not safe assumption), it's been WWE for longer than it was the WWF. That's weird.

You like to get really far ahead, huh? I try to watch them the same weekend as the show goes up.

Colored-pencil card drawings of the members of the 1992 Dream Team

On this date in 1992, the USA basketball Dream Team won Olympic gold.

The August 6th, 2025 Dynamite! MJF versus Briscoe! The Elite Beat · Episode

open.spotify.com/episode/3WRY... @reckner.bsky.social

Colored-pencil card drawing of Hunter Greene

Hunter Greene, Reds, 2025 Topps
#cardsky

love mr darcy's fake ass like "oh elizabeth bennet isn't even that hot" and then spends the next year staring at her like oh my god. oh my fuckign god

See, that’s the OTP they should have run with when they realized how much chemistry was there.