Mick Scal

But enough about the papacy.

Everyday we stray further from God’s light.

I’m a Boy by The Who

Does he know about the Spartan kidfucking? I’m sure it’s fine.

Yeah but still

To my ATLiens, Kroger has Gambino’s King Cakes from NOLA. You need this in your life.

It was fine. The bar kindly sent him a letter that he couldn’t file a complaint against an opposing lawyer. But never experienced that before.

I mean it’s funny until they file a bar complaint against you.

I did evictions for years and they really are. Just a nightmare. You think some sort of maritime law or old English bullshit gives you permanent ownership rights to a 2nd floor 1 bedroom in Lithonia, Ga? Fuck right off.

Grateful for these municipal judges. Seem to try to do the right thing for everyone when when it’s day after day of nonsense.

now a17 year old girl and her mom in front of judge b/c the kid got into a wreck. It’s clear mom has been hard on girl. the judge is giving her community service. But he spends most of this time lecturing mom in a way that’s funny but also letting the girl this isn’t the end of the world.

Now there’s a guy in front of judge for a shoplifting charge at a Home Depot. Judge tells him he’s banned from Home Depot and the guy asks about his pending job application. Judge tries to let him down easy and say he doesn’t think it’s moving forward because of the criminal charges.

I’m in court helping a client out with a traffic ticket.

A woman is here for a dui without a lawyer and she’s getting chippy with a judge and he’s telling her it’s in her interest to get a lawyer and she’s not buying it.

This woman is going to jail and doesn’t see it coming.

My wife and I don’t ski but my kids tried it for the first time there and probably a mistake because now they’re addicted to skiing in nice places, but they had awesome pictures

We did Zermatt 2 years ago. It’s so fun.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Is the Commissar Matt Schlapp? I bet it’s Matt Schlapp.

I mean. It’s bad but how good could could a women’s studies degree be from a school that doesn’t have female cheerleaders

I’d rather have someone in my life that voted for Trump, than a Mets fan. There is a certain kind of delusion there that’s much more dangerous.

Ed Whelan is the guy who doxxed a random high school classmate to protect Brett Kavanaugh.

I can’t name the Secretary of the Interior but I know Cousin Balkai is from the island of Mepos.

It’s time to start asking why republican politicians in South Carolina are so weird. Trey Gowdy, Tim Scott, Lindsay Graham, Nancy Mace, Mark Sanford. Politics aside their personalities are just… weird.

He really loved Gary Oldman in the 5th Element.

At Mardi Gras in 2019, Mario Lopez threw some beads from his float on Orpheus and I caught them. I think my wife was jealous.

What you gonna do with a sword on a plane.

“My uncle, who lives in Argentina and is named Franz, thinks it looks smashing. “

You need to read about the legend of Peter Chang, who was at Tasty China at one time, who travelled the South opening Sichuan restaurants in random places, taking cities by storm and then just up and leaving for the next place. The Music Man of Chinese Cuisine.

The only time I ever saw my dad cry was when he had the Dan Dan Noodles at Tasty China in Marietta.

When a Frenchman says “I do not understand what you are doing” what he means is “why are you so stupid, you moron?”

George Washington’s gay brother routinely attempted to get guys in a boat there