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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?

ah fuck. its a big shame i didnt get all of the simpsons fortnite rewards before November 29, 2025, a date that has clearly already passed. what am i to do. it's over.

The 2024 Trump "realignment" is over already Claims of a conservative realignment of non-whites, the working class, and young voters have been highly exaggerated

The elections last week proved that Trump's success in 2024 was best explained as a *dealignment* in politics, hastened by but not only due to inflation — but not a Trump *realignment*.
This week, polls showed POTUS slipping further w/ Gen Z and Latinos

www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trumps-win...

could i make it any more obvious

Do you ever feel like you fell into one of those Quantum Leap / Sliders bad universes and need a professor to tell you where to go to escape

donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables

I actually do think Epstein killed himself, I just think the people who were securing him very deliberately went “gee, this cell sure is unsecured and has lots of ways to hang yourself in it” then walked away while whistling Camptown Races

Hold up

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 2h View Truth Details @JayTC53 You chose your side you joined the Democrats you want to better your political future in 2028 instead of helping President Trump fix this country which is why we voted for him again Don't let the door hit you on the way out. I'm sure Whoopi's always going to hire you on The View Unlock the 9:37 PM - Nov 14. 2025 • 10.1K Views 424 1.11k Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 2h 4.02k View Truth Details First Words @unscriptedmike Your political future just ended. 9:21 PM • Nov 14. 2025 • 5.845 Views 177 770 3.26k Donald J. Trump @reaDonaldTrump • 2h View Truth Details > Nicki @NickiiiVon Hope it was worth it, sellout. I'm from a district similar to yours (Massie's in fact). I know my family, friends & I cannot wait to vote against Massie. I bet many of yours feel the same. Don't pretend it's just about the files. Others are doing the same and we're fine with that 9:47 PM • Nov 14, 2025•1,968 Views 185 仁 891 3.64k 贝 凸 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 2h + View Truth Details > Andrew Pollack O @AndrewPollackFL He fights for America every day, you seem to be focused on getting likes. 9:47 PM • Nov 14, 2025 • 4,067 Views ⑦ 234 包 878 • 3.88k 贝 Donald J. Trump Y @realDonaldTrump • 2h View Truth Details > P.T. Ward © @HTWardish You've literally been all over the map since he told you the truth: you're not built for the Senate and you never will be. You speak on things wildly without having any deep understanding of any subject you speak on. Your DOGE Subcommittee was a complete failure, and the most successful part of it was a freshman Congressman from Texas. You have done nothing but opportunistically let liberals pass you around like a cheap political football on television for media hits where they sing your praises and pretend that you are being bold and "asking great questions." You have no solutions, you're a grandstander, and now you're being called out for it. Best of luck, you're going to need it.

After posting that he was revoking his endorsement of her, President Trump has posted various nasty replies to Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Woke is back time to say I agree with the shark people who think they shouldn’t be called “shark attacks” they should be called “shark bites” or “shark accidents” they aren’t attacking they are usually checking if you’re edible like you finding something weird in the fridge

I'm fully aware that my "nuclear bombs are bad" position is not my most intellectual take and this is one of the things I'm happy to be uncomplicated and simple about. I never want to be so intellectual I'm calling people "absurd" for thinking maybe it's never actually justifiable to drop nukes.

there are a lot of dumb rhodes scholars when you actually look them up and pete buttigieg is one of them. it’s less impressive than earning free pizza hut for reading enough books

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

the funniest thing possible happened for her having nick fuentes on her show

attaching equipment that grants her infect, if you will

idk how calculated this was. if i had to pick a member of the government who would fight fucking DIRTY, like dip the knife in a dumpster juice puddly before stabbing you to make sure it gets infected, it would be miss magic the gathering. i'm frankly terrified of her

I’m not saying that the Democrats ending the shutdown was the right move, but the current Epstein dump is a direct fallout of it ending, and i do wonder if that factored into the decision.

No, trump voters did not "vote for" a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell. This is the type of rhetoric they want you to use. It legitimizes them.
Most marginal voters voted for lower prices, and now that they see what Trump's doing with power, his approval is 39% www.gelliottmorris.com/p/many-trump...

*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl

When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.

The people who have heard Trump bragging about walking through a dressing room of teenage girls, seen pics of him partying with Epstein, who know he was convicted of sexual assault, and been accused by DOZENS of women, are the same people urging us not to rush to any judgment.
Just fuck off.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

I'll be the first to admit knowing very little about medical sciences, but god damn from the outside looking in, mRNA tech seems like actual magic

certain political analysts are spending a lot of time engaging in ad-hominem attacks against me instead of having methodological debates like grown adults.

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Opinion | One of the Founders’ Worst Fears Has Been Realized Trump has a favorite power.

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“Acting just like a corrupt king, Trump is transforming the American system of justice into his personal plaything,” David French writes. “Friends of the crown break the law with impunity. Enemies of the crown experience the sharp end of the law, whether they deserve it or not.”

Ahem. It's the job of the President to appoint DAs - with advice and consent from the Senate.

The President can ignore that rule - but only once (per district) and only for 120 days.

Do you know who appoints DAs after the 120 day mark has passed?

Pam Bondi doesn't. Because it's the judiciary.