Machine Of Loving Grace

My dick is on the spectrum

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

MAGA will never see that the tariff (new taxes) slush fund is just used to plug the dam for friends of Trump. Literally funding things with tariff money MAGA wants defunded.

If you ever reposted those Facebook privacy copyright hoaxes, you probably fall for AI videos too.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

MAGA Reich members will vote for & use state medical or recreational cannabis but also just declare a state can’t protect individuals who may be guilty of federal immigration misdemeanors

A Trump $1 coin will only be worth 30 cents because of him.

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

Mexico: The cumbia DJs of the streets One of the most listened-to genres in the Americas, photographers and storytellers Karla Gachet and Ivan Kashinsky document cumbia in Colombia, Mexico, Ecuador, Peru, Argentina and the United States.

One of the most listened-to genres in the Americas, photographers and storytellers Karla Gachet and Ivan Kashinsky document cumbia in Colombia, Mexico, Ecuador, Peru, Argentina and the United States.

Seems likely Trump is planning to do a mandatory military service EO.

Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025.

Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.

Legacy media failed the country.

What’s the point of an antisemitism Executive Order if it won’t be used on Musk or Fuentes types?

Trump has been an enemy within children

Republicans shut down government. Why won’t you tell Americans the truth?

Dear @apnews.com

The republicans control congress. Democrats did not vote down anything. If the GOP wanted to fund the government, they could have changed the rules to pass a CR with a simple majority like they did 11 days ago to approve 48 trump appointees at once.

Fix your headline.

It's enough to drive you insane watching the government constantly doing crimes and then calling a press conference to say "The real crime is when people say we're doing crimes, and we have to stop it"

Not a fan of being told I’m the enemy within because I want everyone to have healthcare for free and accountability for child rapists

If you still need to share a link to a tweet, but don't want to send people to Musk's cesspool - replace "x" with "xcancel" in the tweet link.

For example x.com/dril/status/...

becomes xcancel.com/dril/status/...

People will still see the tweet, but without going to Twitter.

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow.

And, yes, this is real.

All those educated leaders just sitting there having to listen to Trump lie.

Someone should do another comprehensive story about how much money trump owes cities and contractors from his rallies since he started.

Sure the MAGA Reich can get numbers for one memorial but if they are so popular why not one in every state or in Washington? Their numbers have always been a scam.

I’m a guitar center alumni 2000-2001. Did you know the joy of Hawaiian Charlie in corporate loss prevention?

He took it and then Trump took it as tribute to hide the evidence.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.

I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.

Never change your last name.

Wouldn’t there need to be a contract between you and fedex for them to send to collections? When you demand a collector prove the debt there’s no contract, signature, etc. Sue FedEx and collections for dinging credit without proof of debt

A tweet from Oversight Project (@ItsYourGov) shows a screenshot of an Advocate article. The tweet text says: “This is an example of an element of TIVE rhetoric coming from @Harvard Professor Alejandra Caraballo @Esqueer_in the @TheAdvocateMag. The notion that opposing Transgender Ideology is a form of violence (‘eradication’ here) leads people to justify violence.” The screenshot highlights a quote from Alejandra Caraballo criticizing a Heritage Foundation policy proposal: “They want us all eradicated.”

The Heritage Foundation is going after me this morning calling me a terrorist because I am accurately stating what they are intending to do. Michael Knowles at CPAC explicitly called for the "eradication of transgenderism."

I'll continue to speak the truth of what is being done to my community.

Jimmy Kimmel's show involves comedy and satire.

It is not news. It is not meant to inform the public about a newsworthy event.

No FCC rules were violated. The FCC has no business threatening broadcasters or censoring speech it does not like.

If they believe (because there is zero proof) vaccines cause autism, they should treat it just like gun deaths and say it’s the cost of freedom from disease.

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.