Angry Cvilleian

Watching Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper get drunk in real time on live TV is by far the best content that CNN produces and is the only reason to watch the channel and is the only NYE broadcast that you should bother with. They should just pivot and give us more of this year round.

Sting 3.0 is, in both looks and sound, the best Sting cover band. Still nowhere near the real thing, but I'd go catch their set at a bar (as long as there is no cover charge)

if society operated like the lots we'd all be well fed, somewhat happy, with some mild to moderate back and joint pain, and all of it hinging on being routinely let down by a group of strangers

Holy Christ this is S Tier

One of these Sundays Scott Hanson is going to declare a Witching Hour and an actual crone is going to appear and hex him

a horse levitating into the sky captioned hold on partner i am overstimulated

your last saved meme is your last saved meme

Jake Paul looks like the white guy in gen pop that the Muslims won't allow to convert.

Y'all didn't get the anthem out of the way at the beginning of this shit show?!

No one:

Mike Tyson:

Aight, Tyson being like "we're fighting now" and "love you, son", followed by sauntering away showing his ass to the entire country is worth the Netflix subscription price for this month.

If God truly loves us

in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

The Old Man and the Sun A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.

Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

a W over the formerly racist named Washington Football Team calls for a breakfast chimichanga

Good Morning, this is your Friday public service announcement

a man in a military uniform says i hope that answers your question ALT: a man in a military uniform says i hope that answers your question

Who’s the top of the NFCE?

Zebras be zebraing this game, huh?

If you invalid handle me at my worst, don't reskeet me at my best

In a similar vein

Been waiting for you and the rest of Eagles twitter to make the jump over here and I'm glad to see the exodus finally happen

Go Birds!

Starting over meant on a different platform, not "lets play the biggest game of 'Guess Who' ever"

Bluesky should let me customize my homepage so that when you go to it my favorite song autoplays

I have oriented not 1, but TWO, of my monitors from landscape to portrait.

This is clearly a sign of my mental decline and a cry for help.

Today is one of those work days where I am equally Nina Tucker sad and Edward Elric furious. IYKYK

I was informed about the existence of the “hot Wiggle” this weekend and let me just say that if people like him and Chappell Roan had been around when I was in my teens it prob would have saved me some time in figuring out my sexuality.

Oh we so back.

I know it's asking a lot but the Eagles breaking 40 points tonight would fix me in ways that years of therapy never could