In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
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always remember to tip your cremator, they've urned it
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lenny bruce was marx and george carlin was trotsky how about that shit, "The Internet"
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imagine how nervous little richard's cat must've been all the time
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
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don't we all have a single luigi who is somehow too much to handle? in the next hour, i
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starting to think that nearly dying that one time five years ago has made me into a bit of a worrywort
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gotta clip my fingernails *turns on Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death*
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i remember when i realized that most people don't have just constant thoughts of dying in their head all the time and damn does that make me jealous
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i just remembered life is worth living because dogs exist
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yes, luckily for my art, i have depression again
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genie: by freeing me from my prison you have earned three wi--
me: i wish to die
genie: ...damn
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No, wait. I just remembered Star Wars Episode I exists
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i think Day Watch is the most disappointing sequel i've ever seen
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is the thing in the new fantastic four movie cel shaded? why does he look like granola
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knuck tats: FIFO LYFE
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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two-face except he carries chatgpt around with him everywhere to make decisions for him instead of a coin
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me at the beginning of act 1: haha yes! this rocks
me at the beginning of act 3: no... NO! this can't be!
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everyone's gonna feel stupid for making fun of that guy who printed out wikipedia in 5 years when ai trash has destroyed every useful bit of information on it
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me, reading shit i wrote: ugghh fucking SAMMME oh yeah i wrote this
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someone got in my rideshare today with literally an open bowl of spaghetti that they went on to eat during the ride
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the fingerless gloves stay on during sex
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Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
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he's known as sasquatch because of his famous catch phrase, "oh yeah? just squatch me!"
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while doing rideshare yesterday a lady offered me a percocet and i had to explain to her twice that i did not want to take prescription drugs from some rando (while still being polite) and when she finally got it she went "oh i get it. you're doing it right. you're doing things the right way" ???
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i did someone a favor today by waiting for like 20 minutes at walmart for them to buy something and after i dropped them off they go, "btw, never do that again. you will get killed by mexicans"
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being a rideshare driver in oklahoma city is wild because literally every time i get chatting with someone and they get comfortable they get racist as fuck
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