@tehscientist.bsky.social
(He/Him) Dad and Husband, Materials Scientist in Med Devices, dabble in leadership, data, photos, and make lots of pizza.
One step above Glock ergonomics.
08.08.2025 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just ended an interview early because I knew the candidate wasnβt a good fit, they thanked me. It felt so awkward but I didnβt want to waste their or my teamβs time. There were 45 minutes left in the interview and it was not going good. First time Iβve done that, not the first time Iβve wanted to.
06.08.2025 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahcktuahlly, this is the perfect case for machine learning with computer vision, a machine should be able to inspect the roll and pinpoint the exact location of the end.
06.08.2025 05:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just need to solve that pesky problem of wireless energy transmission through space, maybe RFK can reanimate Nikola Tesla?
04.08.2025 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So itβll be okay to have chat gpt do my taxes next year then.
04.08.2025 03:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I defecate daily and all I pay for is a mortgage to house the commode and a water/sewage bill to run that bad boy.
04.08.2025 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just wish it would do my laundry for me, even if it was slightly worse than me at that Iβd take it.
04.08.2025 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clarifying as I reread this, Not worse than what happened, but how I felt watching it.
04.08.2025 02:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watched most of it over the last few days and yes itβs incredibly maddening. Whatβs worse is knowing how my parents ate up the garbage the media was putting out and repeated it as fact.
04.08.2025 01:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What size?
02.08.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People who can keep their work out routine while on vacation are robots or something
02.08.2025 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Contract states: βWhen I show up to work I want the lights dimmed, pump up music played and a spotlight to follow me through the lobby as my coworkers cheer for meβ
02.08.2025 14:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is what happens to war drones when they retire, they get put out to pasture doing fireworks.
02.08.2025 03:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one cares what democrats think anymore.
01.08.2025 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what I tell my kids every day.
31.07.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lies, these shots are of Trumps pubes.
31.07.2025 23:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This reads like a quote from her campaign while answering questions about things Biden did wrong.
31.07.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you rebranding as NYT pitchbot?
29.07.2025 23:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tan suits and missionary position FTW
29.07.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot from video on instagram showing gas burning light fixtures.
I will never understand gas burning light fixtures on new houses, disgusting. Letβs just burn gas 24/7π§
29.07.2025 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hoping 2026 weighs heavier on the finding out from all the fucking around in 2025
29.07.2025 11:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hoping he realizes soon that it doesnβt do anything unless you apply it to genital skin.
27.07.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The neighbors are out of town and asked me to take their trash to the curb, perfect opportunity to get rid of all that used motor oil and refrigerant Iβve been saving up.
27.07.2025 14:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Law enforcement isnβt there to protect people, theyβre there to serve the state and protect property.
27.07.2025 12:15 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I read your post as βConnie Mother Fucking Chung!β
26.07.2025 20:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0T shirt with a wolf that says βarm the poor, eat the richβ
25.07.2025 22:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saved a paper target from getting 1000 holes in it. Praise be.
25.07.2025 19:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a real cocky attitude in a country with more guns than people. Seems like theyβre pushing for a boiling point on purpose or they are just that ignorant.
25.07.2025 18:36 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0