Aland

How many penalties in a row before Hudson gets told to take a seat? Absolute headloss #nyg

I’m not even convinced the player cleared out was actually in the ruck

Out of time clapping on Wild Mountain Thyme. Ruined my year. @riannedowney.bsky.social was, despite the clapping, absolutely class! #BBCHogmanay

New platform. Same shirt. All is well.

Jim Carry yelling “stop breaking the law asshole” into a phone

Sean Everitt’s half time team talk #GLAvEDI

West Texas Rednecks

In equal measures, Sing the Greys at the Tolbooth in Stirling was both joyous and emotional. I realised just how much I’ve missed listening and singing along to Frightened Rabbit songs in a crowd, and not just the “LEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG!” bit of Modern Leper either

The King of the Road match looks different from what I remember

If you were to stand at the front of the plane and jump, would you land in the same spot or would the plane move forward as jump? Bonus point if you do an experiment before replying

So you don’t think it’s a deliberate movement?

Where does the line fall on this being a dummy? It’s largely impossible to pick up apart from a replay, but that’s not a timing issue there - there’s a very definite move to fool the opposition that the ball has been lifted

A cocker spaniel with a muddy forehead

The dog liked the park this morning, specifically skidding on his face to roll about on the wet grass

I got a BrewDog delivery during lockdown. We’ve all sinned.

Last time I saw Russell Anderson lift a trophy for Aberdeen, I cried my eyes out. #scottishmasters

Aberdeen winning the Scottish Masters and the PA playing Bobby Roode’s “Glorious” entrance music. Not on my bingo card.

Jon Gould feels a bit too good for the keeper spot too

Mariah May has a feud with Anna Jay at the moment, and with Mina Shirakawa and Toni Storm due to join/return I’d expect her to feature somewhere on the card.

Also I’d expect more Death Riders/AEW stuff than just the Mox vs OC match. Either trios or Darby vs Claudio.

Anton Ferdinand is another candidate for defenders

I just assume there’s a shiver goes through every Raith Rovers fan whenever his name is mentioned

Devante Cole, Niall Keown, Alex Bruce and James Carragher

Claude Anelka as manager

All Elite Gardening