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@johntoilet.bsky.social

Proud owner of a stomach that requires 200 antacids a month

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Starbucks, I’m assuming.

06.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes this is a minor crash out. Idgaf. It’s not the person or the list, it’s the internet in general. An entire population of people unwilling to do, but more than willing to criticize as aggressively as possible. This whole implemented apparatus is bullshit. Do something I beg you. Help for real. 🫑

06.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know, I joke but also: this is why I think it’s time to officially shut this shit down for the most part. Let me know when one of you start a commune. Done with most of you and your words but no action or actual assistance. Very easy to type, which is why you do nothing else. πŸ–•

06.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s an honor really. I’m a severely broken human both mentally and physically after service to pretty much everyone but myself, but somebody read one post and they know me 100%. Jokes on them though, it’s not a Starbucks it’s a Dunkin’ Donuts

06.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After feeding the homeless for 20 years and being an emt and doing community outreach and having spent most of my life putting others needs before my own, I have successfully made it to a Bluesky list described as β€œGenocide apologist posting cringe from a Starbucks as it burns down around them”

06.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, why am I awake right now morning

05.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord what list did I get added to

04.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roger that, I’ll try and be vigilant. We are about to get cold around here, I hope that does something to their numbers

04.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mayonnaise leaking out of the tweeter

04.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Cut to an emotional orc covered in a blanket rocking back and forth, little pieces of TP on all the razor cuts)

04.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know very little, are they burrowing? Do they just hang out? What am I looking for

04.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a field with smoke coming out of the ground ALT: a black and white photo of a field with smoke coming out of the ground

This, until there’s no fancy bugs

04.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it, we got the fighter jets: napalm canisters dropping west to east, on the tree line, until everything is cinders

04.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just discovered people who use ai for the forced push attempt to make it mainstream legitimate are trying to slur shame everyone else by calling us β€œtraditionalists”

Yes, the tradition of actually doing work and putting the time in to learn how to do art and be good at it. Incredible stuff.

04.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Massachusetts officials warning public after invasive pest spotted in Fall River, other communities BOSTON β€” The Massachusetts Department of Agricultural Resources is asking the public to keep an eye out for the invasive pest known as spotted lanternfly as the pest is now active and has been seen in...

The lantern fly has entered Massachusetts.

MA, NH, VT, ME, CT, RI peeps:

Kill on sight.

fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

04.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Beloved pokemon pikachu has caught Lyme disease from a local tick, will be put down by machine gun firing squad to protect the public

04.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna double down and say no healthcare for anyone. Return to 1800’s. Everyone dies of scurvy and rickets now. Business as usual in all other regards. Starbucks has a plague doctor now

04.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œI’m the type of guy to have a 30 rack of twisted tea and crash this Chrysler Sebring into the Quabbin Resevoir I tell you what chief”

- New Massachusetts guy

04.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are very strange animals I like them

04.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes more sense

03.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not a challenge coin. Thats something you buy at a tourist trap.

Do they even know wtf a challenge coin is

03.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is clearly Stalingrad

03.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think she meant Palestine but said Portland. Gosh darn silly mistakes.

Aw shucks! Try again

03.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Portland, are you all living in mortar and artillery craters? All the buildings leveled? Is the barbed wire and flares holding up ok on the trench line? Ammunition, food and water ok? Apparently you guys are war torn

03.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said it here, it’s unfortunate there’s no PR team to deal with this, but, at the same time, if you are going to interact with your users unfiltered, expect replies. But maybe, using your analogy, Bluesky should try and see the forest through the trees. minus the one falling, mentioned above.

03.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Harassing would be name calling. This is an exceedingly cordial reply to a rather obtuse response from the staff to their users.
Users are customers. No customers, no business. No business, no money. Just trying to make them understand their hubris is hurting their end goals.

03.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because you’re unwilling to look at points being made. Your user base is frustrated, you and your crew are as well. This is adding fuel to that frustration, more volatility. People minds get changed when they look at the data being presented to them honestly. being incredulous is hurting your goals.

03.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has nothing to do with Haylie being trans. It does however have to do with a disconnect between developer and user base. While the reach of the code may be to develop communities as the end goal is a great mission statement, the mission is not there yet. These actions hinder that mission.

03.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hailey is an adult, and this is the least inflammatory response I think in this whole set of responses. They can do what they want it’s their company, but any company whose user base is making the content for the company needs to remember who’s generating the clicks, no?

03.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your product is designed for posting, if you discourage posters from posting, your product loses its purpose. You created a tool, a tool does nothing without the user.

03.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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