noah

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Does this guy think we’re all just going to let him leave when he’s done pumping his fists by himself?

this is actually much more important video

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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

Let Molly Gordon play Mary Todd Lincoln

So I actually think that this weekend was pretty seismic for @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social. First Avenue is the premier indie venue. #wremix forever

I watched the presser and at one point Trump was talking about the Monroe Doctrine and then he suddenly said “we could call it the Donroe Doctrine” and it really seemed to thrill him that he came up with that

I made eye contact with Eddie fucking Kingston #wremix

Hey so I have a Q*buz family plan and someone just dropped out of it, does anyone want in? $40/yr upfront for streaming music, I handle the monthly charge. They pay artists the best and don’t pay ICE

A list of security questions on a website. The security question highlighted by the cursor reads, “Where were you when you heard about 9/11?”

What the fuck lol

Just got back from walking the dog to the startling revelation that I am parked on a night plow route

a dril bit? i just call that a tweet

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RIP NFL Combine Patreon goal, hello real life Thai Mario Kart Patreon goal

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A deck of UNO cards that reads UMC

Anyone want to come over and play cards?

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I’m out there on the Rehearsal subreddit/Nathan Fielder Twitter plugging @thepodkast.bsky.social and if you aren’t helping you’re a part of the problem

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First they came for the person

Then they came for the woman

Then they came for the man

Then they came for the camera

Then they came for the TV

A futuristic society known was the “society if” meme

My life since I started entering the Saint Paul Trader Joe’s parking lot from its intended frontage road

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A masked person in the crowd at a pro wrestling show holding a sign up that says “JACOB FREY SMOKES MIDS.”

Jacob Frey smokes mids

Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth. Use this information wisely. Punch emoji USA emoji fire emoji

Saint Paul Police squad car #2380 parked beside a no parking sign

Spring has sprung

Scoot McNairy with one of the best performances AMC ever paid for. It was crazy