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Protip: don’t ask if someone is dressed as Aunt Gladys if there’s a chance you could be wrong

Damn the county dress code for putting the kibosh on my Halloween costume tribute to Wendy O Williams

Going on this psych medication gave me intense brain fog and going off of it is also giving me intense brain fog. But food tastes 200% better, so there’s that

I am not usually a big handsomeness-noticer but Zohran Mamdani’s smile feels like being zapped with 1000 volts

If screen protectors are so great, why don’t they make the whole screen out of screen protector material

When God closes a LARP door He opens a LARP window

Immediately getting likes from three of the people whose absence I’ve felt the most is just chef’s kiss, perfection

Hello Bluesky. I heard we’re mass-migrating again. But mostly, I’ve been missing the community I used to have on Twitter who all fled here

Remember: it's never too late to alienate everyone you know

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Me remembering that most women shave their armpits

My sister in law just started using they/them pronouns for me and I don't know why

How are you guys doing

Someone should make a version of Twitter that has the people I like AND content worth looking at. And some kind of anti-scold force field

My tragic flaw is always needing a semi-secret public diary

What's sadder: the men who get tricked into falling in love with AIs, or the women who get tricked into becoming them?

Whoa, look at this actual social media feed! Fuck algorithms, y'all

I'm basically invisible here too. Who gives a shit

I went back to Twitter but am either shadow banned or just invisible there, so hi

Of all of the shows to feature the act of severance this week, I did not expect it to be Yellowjackets

We need to give marketing guys a better sense of how long 6 and 30 seconds are. Preferably by holding their heads underwater or their hands on a hot stove

Pritzker should be the nominee in 2028 if you ask me

I just joined a Severance Facebook group and can confirm that the difference was not Severance vs Yellowjackets but rather Reddit vs Facebook

This season of White Lotus is very good, but there are simply too many characters. Ten groups is too many

The lady posting Trump's Ls on Instagram (amandasmildtakes) is providing a vital mental health service, it feels like she should be billing my healthcare plan

Fun fact: Dune 2 is the only Oscar movie I watched poolside

Relating way too hard to Jesse Eisenberg in A Real Pain

Why are all the songs whispered

Wow.......it sucks

It's so funny that not long ago, Emilia Perez was shoe-in to win Best Picture and now Netflix has buried it completely

Hahahaha this suuuuucks