Alan Fanciful

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

This is really impressive. They invented racism.

Toxic Shootnado -- premiering Spring 2026 on SyFy

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Zohran says you’re trans now

Elections are the one opportunity we have to see what the people think. And what they think is clear: Trump sucks.

His disapproval rating is a record 63%.

People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa

The guy beloved by Celtics legends Larry Bird and Bill Walton?

Matt, just circling back...

virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment

First Orange County results on Prop 50: Yes - 350,554 (57.1%) No - 253,404 (42.9%) YES on 50 doesn't need to win OC, but YES WILL WIN ORANGE COUNTY

OC has gone woke, I repeat, OC has gone woke

Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.

Mamdani, just now: Lets go Mets baby love da Mets

The latest, 11pm:

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG; & gain in House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—Krasner & Bragg win
—JD's half-brother loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
+ Dem are leading to flip so many local offices.

Zohran Mamdani was the first mayoral candidate and Democratic official to stand up to the Trump administration over the arrest and disappearance of Mahmoud Khalil, which he saw as a violation of the First Amendment.

Seriously, I can't call him by his name anymore, I'm involuntarily calling the president Mango Mussolini!

YGLESIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Subjecy: Barstool leaving NYC? Hi Dave- Now than Zohran Mamdani is the mayor-elect, will Barstool be leaving New York? And if so, when? Thank you, -- Marisa Kabas Independent journalist The Handbasket

stay tuned

******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******

BREAKING: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.

we did it, Zo

The voters have spoken and they want her to fly her helo and attack the white house

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

coalition of jd Vances

gentlevances

Drunk and depressed man sitting on the toilet floor stock photo

Waking up and looking at how many posts I made last night about the mayoral primary in New York City, a place that I do not live and cannot vote

2 0 2 5 Updates Key Races N.Y.C. Mayor Va. Gov. County Margin Shift from 2024 pres. T Votes Loudoun Spanberger +29 * 12 pts. 164,366 Prince William Spanberger +34 × 16 pts. 161,419 Portsmouth Spanberger +47 * 8.1 pts. 29,956 Washington Earle-Sears +49 * 4.5 pts. 20,927 Louisa Earle-Sears +20 * 6.5 pts. 18,719 Orange Earle-Sears +15 * 9.3 pts. 17,127 Powhatan Earle-Sears +40 * 4.4 pts. 16,957 Pulaski Earle-Sears +38 * 7.1 pts. 12,466 Dinwiddie Earle-Sears +17 ~ 6.3 pts. 11,974 Harrisonburg Spanberger +41 × 15 pts. 11,753 Manassas Spanberger +30 * 16 pts. 11,514 Carroll Earle-Sears +57 ~ 6.1 pts. 11,277 Wise Earle-Sears +59 ~ 4.6 pts. 10,962 Fairfax City Spanberger +45 * 11 pts. 10,232 Fredericksburg Spanberger +43 * 11 pts. 10,191 Salem Earle-Sears +12 6.9 pts. 9,374 King William Earle-Sears +34 * 7.1 pts. 8,999 Russell Earle-Sears +63 * 4.9 pts. 8,860

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.