Sarah

I’m sorry I burst into 2000 moths when you tried to kiss me, I was flustered and forgot how to remain solid

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are free

sorry if I’ve been in a weird mood the past seven years

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

I would love to know what you think Hadestown and/or Into The Woods would say about him.

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

There it is…

[at a job interview]

INTERVIEWER: quick question about your cover letter

ME: of course

INTERVIEWER: all it says is “I have dedicated my life to the destruction of my enemies. If you hire me, your enemies will become mine and will also be destroyed.”

ME: that’s correct

Poilievre losing his seat is almost Shakespearean: Pretender to the throne riles countrymen with anger, gets defeated by guy with Joy in his name. It’s basically Macbeth.

It's a start

Honestly, me too.

I wake up, I post bangers. You wake up, the splendor of your legacy radiant, evident to all who behold it, shimmering in the new dawn, present to its moment. we are not the same

Does this sound familiar? *coughcoughDOGEcoughcough* Also, look at this guy. Where does the CPC find such absolute gomers?

photo of a red shopping basket filled with turnips, under the headline: If you’re worried about food tariffs, adopt a frugal mindset and cook smarter Learn to shop for groceries like a thrifter and work on eliminating waste By Sheryl Julian Globe Correspondent,Updated April 7, 2025, 7:21 a.m. caption: The big question is, writes Sheryl Julian, are we expected to remove all the pleasures from the table and turn the nightly dinner into a feast of locally grown turnips (above) and leafy greens?Jessica Rinaldi/Globe Staff

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

A Tumblr quote engraved on my soul is “Hope isn’t a delicate soap bubble. Hope has mud in her hair and blood on her face, and she’s spitting out a tooth as she gets up One. More. Time.”

going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

Fascists want us divided, uninformed and sick. A sick, apathetic population won’t put up much of a fight.

Protect your health. Read local independent journalists. Support libraries, community fridges & food banks. Give to mutual aid. Wear a mask.

Strong inclusive communities will save lives

I just want to put it out there if you’re one of those people who cleans gravestones and you come across mine covered in moss, leave it be, it is my blanket and it is intentional

girls be like “i know a spot” then sacrifice you under the blood moon.

A total eclipse of the heart killed my father you son of a bitch

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further