bob animal crossing

Apple's mushroom gnome sona

Apple's clown sona

probably gonna end up streaming as these two
is that weird to like... have two? gjdhgjfg

honk honk honkin' on bobo

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

insight and schadenfreude

they assume that I'm the partner being dragged along that doesn't also go to shows

incredibly funny that all the indie concert dudes single out my partner whenever they go to a show with me

having been off any prescription birth control for a year+ and finally doing cycle tracking makes me realize the strength of body chemistry spikes

it's a crime that the hormone flux caused during menstruation somehow makes you horny when you have your worst cramping

The WSJ should pay every trans person $2,000 just for the shit they pulled yesterday.

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless

Very normal creature 🐛

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

Big sigh. Watch this.

Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?

No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.

Last time somebody tried to cash in on a reward they didn't get it and also got fired from their job.

Remembering Charlie Kirk's Greatest Hits

it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone

convincing liberals that they are wrong is also mostly pointless, they are so committed to the status quo that they will always refuse to see how inconsistent their ideology is. they will mourn a dead nazi over palestinian kids because the status quo needs nazis alive and palestinians dead.

1) pic of Melissa and Mark Hortman 2) pic of Melissa Hortman and dog Gilbert

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

Gretchen Felker-Martin getting her comic cancelled for echoing this exact sentiment is *wildly* on-the-nose

It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.

In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."

I still love the goofy old doodle set that my pfp comes from 💜💀😈👩‍🎤🦇

It gets even crazier

Jucika as a flight attendant

i don't know about favourite but nothing makes me laugh as consistently as "hee hoo peenut"

once again it is not fucking normal to lower flags in oregon for random member of the opposing political party who was born in illinois, lived in arizona, and died in utah. this is not a normal thing they're extending to a white supremacist, it's a special thing they're doing for a white supremacist

In 2014, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an event at Utah State after a credible assassination threat because the school’s response was that Utah allows guns on college campuses.

People have warned about this kind of violence for years. But they weren’t the people the powers at be wanted to protect.

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025