@sypookus.bsky.social
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don’t know.
It appears Silicon Valley may have jumped the shark. I spotted a Hello Kitty McLaren in downtown Los Altos. Everyone please reallocate your investment portfolios accordingly.
06.08.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Serenity NOW!
05.06.2025 05:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also love this…
20.05.2025 04:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We had a small HVAC company in East TX for a while. Had some billboards advertising our air conditioning services that said, “Your wife is hot!” Pretty racy for small town TX.
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So…about 5 days away
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uber notification: pick up in 5 mins leave by 1:34pm to meet jesus
new rapture time just dropped
04.05.2025 17:19 — 👍 1514 🔁 123 💬 19 📌 5Someone should do a version of the Star Wars kid video with Trump.
04.05.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure if this reflects poorly on Google AI or Berkeley geologists…
04.05.2025 07:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…arrested because they hate Illinois nazis
19.04.2025 04:16 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It seemed like the dumbest thing a country has ever done until the US recently said, ‘hold my beer.’
17.04.2025 05:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who is Cindy?
11.04.2025 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.
Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.
Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).
The Cat With The Pearl Earring.
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
06.04.2025 10:23 — 👍 21652 🔁 4054 💬 918 📌 696Maybe they did respond, and the response was lost in the mail.
07.04.2025 00:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sew! Sew like the wind!!
04.04.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those 3rd floor garages are sweet
24.03.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
19.03.2025 18:17 — 👍 24044 🔁 2845 💬 430 📌 196Bizarre! Suggest Tuesday instead.
09.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Prolly Murph’s keyboard, from Murph and the Magic Tones. Don’t worry…they put the band back together. I think they’re playing a gig in San Quentin.
03.03.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shocker
03.03.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Although your thin skin and name-calling combined with your ‘be kind to one another’ profile statement is kinda funny.
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A lil over the top…
If you’re gonna be a parody account, you need to be a bit more believable. Don’t go 0-100 immediately…be a bit more subtle. You’ll get the hang of it eventually.
Just tell me. Draw the line between thinking SJD was a badass and DJT’s presidency. I want to see if you can do it. If you can’t, then you can’t…no big deal, because I don’t think it can be done anyway.
02.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ha! There are quite a few differences.
02.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How exactly did I attack you? How did I condemn you? How did I shame you? How did I put you down? How did I humiliate you?
I seriously did none of those things.
I love the protests, but wtf is wrong w/skiing in jeans? Why do you need fancy pants to ski in VT? Until now I assumed VT was chill. Maybe I’ve lived on the west coast too long. Can someone splain to me? Seems judgy.
02.03.2025 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
28.02.2025 21:25 — 👍 129216 🔁 34698 💬 3097 📌 1419The Fifth Risk (Michael Lewis)
28.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How about Agent Orange?
28.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hoo boy…please draw the line between thinking SJD was a badass and DJT’s presidency. Hit me with the conservative truth.
20.02.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
