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happy open constitutional crisis day to all who observe and also all who don't it's happening either way

Both of them!?

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

get better dreams

i might have the best wii collection

a lot of people across the political spectrum are convinced that Trump voters are an immovable monolith that will never abandon him in meaningful numbers no matter what he does

maybe they’re right, but we are in the process of running that assumption through an incredibly rigorous stress test

fungus does that to you

chat is it good when Fox doesn’t have a stock ticker anymore

HELL YES VIVIANNN!!!! MY BEST FRIEND VIVIAN

2020: attacks on “BLM”
2022: attacks on “CRT”
2024: attacks on “woke”
2025: attacks on “DEI”

BLACK.

THEY MEAN BLACK.

The official 2003 site for Popsicle Minis ice cream used the Super Mario 64 intro sound, awkwardly cut off to make Mario say "It's-a m-" As this was not a Nintendo collaboration, this sound was likely used without permission.

Classics, all of them!!! 😊😊😊

Courage the Cowardly Dog, Invader Zim, and, if it counts, VeggieTales

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Oh. thank god it's only happening in a video game

chronic migraines means I get the beautiful rare experience of desiring someone to take an ice cream scooper to my temples. Something normally desired by only the most religiously zealous ice cream men

advice to young writers:

- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs

it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55

we are really going to do this every month for the next four years, huh

I'm sure every businessperson trying to make a plan for, oh, longer than about three weeks at a time is going to be thrilled

Fang

Mm. "Democrats will always vote for us no matter what we do because they have no other options, but moderate Republicans will totally reach across the aisle if we just appeal to them a teeeeensy bit more" is supremely godawful strategy.

Genuine question- are they doing this because they really believe it's a strategically good decision, or do they feel backed into a corner because they don't think they'd survive without corporate sponsors?

I just don't understand angering your base to appeal to a demo that categorically hates you.

Joining BlueSky as a lifelong Tumblr user (and not someone from Twitter), I'm fascinated by the cultural differences between these sites.

So far it seems Tumblr is more prone to moral policing, but more eager for activism, where BlueSky is more interpersonally forgiving but societally defeatist

there has never been a past without trans people and there won’t be a future without them either, no matter what. no law can change that. i refuse to allow them to talk about people i love like that.

Seems likely.

Donald has already pissed off basically the entire global community, haphazardly gutted the federal government, and started a trade war with one of our closest allies for no reason. If he's "just getting started," I'm genuinely not sure the United States is going to survive.

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