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Latest posts by daviduzumeri.bsky.social on Bluesky

oh damn lol

12.12.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how they introduce hiim as "the creator of the Game Awards" like he's the master of the hunger games

12.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I never quite realized how much Neil Druckmann looks like Russ Hanneman from Silicon Valley until now

12.12.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really beginning to think I should’ve waited for prices to drop before buying 1,200 copies of β€œAmerican Canto”.

11.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

are the game awards bad? yes. are they bad for the industry and humanity? yes. do i enjoy watching them? unfortunately, yes.

11.12.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.

19.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1056    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 24

THE MASTERMIND (2025) (dir. Kelly Reichardt)

11.12.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The movie title says GONE BABY GONE. 

The description says: When Santa comes down with a cold, it's up to the PAW Patrol to save Christmas and show everyone the true meaning of the season.

The movie title says GONE BABY GONE. The description says: When Santa comes down with a cold, it's up to the PAW Patrol to save Christmas and show everyone the true meaning of the season.

I remember this movie a little differently.

11.12.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

not at all, but this sucks lol

11.12.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ah, shit.

11.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky sucks but going viral with replies turned off is a really nice experience. good feature. bluesky still sucks though

11.12.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all blonde playboy playmates have teh same political opinions, kat.

11.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh i've already seen the misogynistic theory that pam anderson turned him antivax

11.12.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmfao keith olbermann is picking it up. buddy don't you have 17 year olds to groom

11.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it very funny that everyone is referring to it as James Gunn's Supergirl. I'm imagining Craig Gillespie crying about it inside a fort made of I, Tonya DVD cases

11.12.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hideaki Anno Bids a Final Farewell to Original 'Evangelion' Studio Gainax A year after the animation studio filed for bankruptcy, Gainax has shut down.

Hideaki Anno Bids a Final Farewell to Original 'Evangelion' Studio Gainax

11.12.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

A week late but happy belated anniversary to this iconic post

11.12.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's such a freak, man

11.12.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zuck and Musk and Altman haven't architected shit!

11.12.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking at this again it's really stark because like some of tehse guys are real deal engineers (Huang, Amodei, Hassabis) and like at least half of these people are just flim-flam Funky Flashmen

11.12.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also seeing people in the comments saying that Naked Gun 2025 sucked, which is a completely insane opinion only held by freaks

11.12.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost skipped it at TIFF becuase I was tired but was so glad I went, it stole the festival for me

11.12.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Oh I know, and that's totally fair)

11.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But like this year had One Battle After Another, Sentimental Value, As Much As I Hate It Fucking Hamnet Which Is Admittedly Very Well Crafted, No Other Choice, and all kinds of insanely good movies that frankly deserve the nod more

11.12.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like this is a random substack with no links etc etc, like this could absolutely be true but the bullshit test is nowhere near passed

11.12.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a fucking insult to be the Jaws of 2025!

11.12.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also okay Jaws didn't win Best Picture!

11.12.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

With the total lack of citations and the fact that the studio has basically no presence, I would not be at ALL surprised if the voice was a deepfake

11.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These were like Inception or Interstellar, let's wait for their Oppenheimers

11.12.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't even a knock on Cregger or Coogler, both of whom I think 100% have BP movies in them, this just wasn't them!

11.12.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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