Old Man Uzi

Introducing an actual (ROT13) Na npghny Fbebf cynar bs nagvsn fhcrefbyqvref is such an insane South Park esque flex I have to respect it

Still thinking about that third act of Eddington. Insane

Been thinking about this post lately

It’s like Elevated South Park (complimentary)

It’s hilarious and bonkers

Lmao Eddington is insane

Don’t read PWH’s socials lol

I left after a sexual harassment training workshop when a woman in the back went "well, but if she WANTS to be sexually used to further who career, why should I stop her?"

Man that Americana poster. After this week it's like "here's a weird liberal power fantasy movie almost entirely starring the weirdest conservatives in Hollywood, and also Halsey"

However fucked up you imagine that place to be, the reality is crazier

Layoffs there are just an annual part of life. I spent two years there and that place is insanely cutthroat. (My previous employer was bought by them)

They don't actually want children to be safer from CSA, that's a big part of this. They absolutely do not want children to have an avenue like the Internet where they could connect with people who tell them what they might be experiencing is abuse.

Me when I'm a lion naming my son "Scar": My beautiful boy. I hope nothing ever attacks your face, specifically your left eyeball.

New York-style racism for the Orange County set. Exciting stuff

I think just taking a break so there’s all new kinds of rich person crimes helped a lot too. When the old show started riffing on DB cooper you knew it was out of gas

Leverage S5 honestly really started to feel stale and the Portland switch just didn’t draw me in but this is a blast

In the latter third of Leverage Redemption S1 and man getting rid of Nate is the best thing that could have happened to this show

Lois basically roasts Clark for it and asks him what punk he listens to and he says a bunch of ‘00s pop punk and then she roasts him for that but nevertheless finds it kind of endearing

Something I can’t wrap my head around is the insistence on physical media in the modern age of gaming when the shipped physical version of almost every game _sucks_

This is exactly it. And building bullshit PowerPoints and providing ways out of analysis paralysis

The "news" that China is banning cryptocurrency still hasn't been verified by a single reputable news agency.

Maybe everyone should stop getting their breaking news from a cartoon whale account that never cites its sources?

“DC Black Label” on this feels like absolute sacrilege

Samantha @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social • 21h okay so i'm entering the big heroic speeches and JRPG boss fights portion of final fantasy 14. ... [username redacted] Very heroic! Keep up the work seizing the means of production in your Final Fantasy! There are 14 of them? You'd think you might have manifested something other than fantasy by now? Nice work, #alleged socialist.

The unfortunate outcome of this journey is that I am the precise level of “really good at MARIO KART” where in any casual gathering of friends, I’ll destroy everyone and likely cause hurt feelings, but if I try to play online, I will be utterly obliterated by Japanese 10-year-olds

THIS FUCKER

One must imagine Mario happy

The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.

......wild

Brand new OS feature since Switch 2 joy cons can be used as mice im like 90% sure