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the living manifestation of destiny (he/him) Discord: daviduzumeri Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/

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Klippenstein is the most annoying kind of journalist: the kind that mixes enough true new reporting with misleading clout farming that you can neither trust him nor dismiss him out of hand

02.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you.

13.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But especially Falcom jdk

12.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Listening to this for the first time and going โ€œoh this is where literally all video game music comes fromโ€

12.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

11.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11453    ๐Ÿ” 3419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

Bro I just looked this up and thatโ€™s MORENA BACCARIN???? What did they do to her in Photoshop??????

11.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a few good men but make it a few small beers

a few good men but make it a few small beers

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

11.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1250    ๐Ÿ” 217    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Is this about a country where everyone is a sheriff or a woman named Sheriff Country

11.10.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Idk if itโ€™s idiotic as much as incoherent. Maybe thereโ€™s just no difference between the two

11.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pretty sure Iโ€™ve cast Flare on this guy

11.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE fuckin owns

11.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FROM THE STORY WHERE HIS WHOLE DEAL IS BEING A RAPIST my god

11.10.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Google translate English to Chinese.
Phrase in English: 
Hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

Google translate English to Chinese. Phrase in English: Hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

18.08.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this t-shirt is basically the vibe of the absolute universe

11.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was like "surely they're not gonna go where i think they're gonna go with this bungee cord" but oh my god they did and it was so stupid and so good

11.10.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still like Ultimates and Spidey but that's all I'm on now

11.10.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

caught up on marvel stuff. ewing is cooking on mortal thor to a disturbing degree. despite predating it, as good as ultimates is, the ultimate u really feels like We Have The Absolute Universe At Home now. longshots is rock stupid (complimentary)

11.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks @itsgroff.bsky.social for your voice for this xD

10.10.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this sword appeared to me in a vision

10.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2353    ๐Ÿ” 819    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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โ€œFor Godโ€™s sake, you look like an antifascist protester from Portland!โ€

10.10.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
Iโ€™ve missed hearing Woody Allenโ€™s voice - Iโ€™d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. 

โฆ
@bariweiss
โฉ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific Iโ€™ve missed hearing Woody Allenโ€™s voice - Iโ€™d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. โฆ @bariweiss โฉ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

Disgusted barbie

10.10.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8224    ๐Ÿ” 1101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143    ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

Is there a single normal picture of Kash Patel

10.10.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

10.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14342    ๐Ÿ” 3874    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

finally catching up on comics. Power FAntasy this week is a corker. Absolute Evil is goddamn killer

10.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at these fucking rooftop snipers trained on a peacock and a unicorn!!!!!! Like they just keep stepping on own goal rakes like this and itโ€™s so good

10.10.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The imagery of all these armed units staring down some rando asshole in a unicorn suit both lays bare what absolute cowards and shitheads ICE are while also drawing attention for being super funny

10.10.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything about the ridiculous protest suits is absolute peak praxis. Draws attention, righteous, good branding, very fun, makes the other side look ridiculous

10.10.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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