Old Man Uzi

Hey guys, as a reminder if you’re celebrating today the history of Christopher Columbus is very controversial and while there are many legitimate reasons to love and respect the man it’s important to consider the harm he’s done to various communities by making the movie Pixels (2015)

Zohran Man Danny

Klippenstein is the most annoying kind of journalist: the kind that mixes enough true new reporting with misleading clout farming that you can neither trust him nor dismiss him out of hand

Fuck you.

But especially Falcom jdk

Listening to this for the first time and going “oh this is where literally all video game music comes from”

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Bro I just looked this up and that’s MORENA BACCARIN???? What did they do to her in Photoshop??????

a few good men but make it a few small beers

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

Is this about a country where everyone is a sheriff or a woman named Sheriff Country

Idk if it’s idiotic as much as incoherent. Maybe there’s just no difference between the two

I’m pretty sure I’ve cast Flare on this guy

A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE fuckin owns

FROM THE STORY WHERE HIS WHOLE DEAL IS BEING A RAPIST my god

Google translate English to Chinese. Phrase in English: Hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

this t-shirt is basically the vibe of the absolute universe

i was like "surely they're not gonna go where i think they're gonna go with this bungee cord" but oh my god they did and it was so stupid and so good

I still like Ultimates and Spidey but that's all I'm on now

caught up on marvel stuff. ewing is cooking on mortal thor to a disturbing degree. despite predating it, as good as ultimates is, the ultimate u really feels like We Have The Absolute Universe At Home now. longshots is rock stupid (complimentary)

Thanks @itsgroff.bsky.social for your voice for this xD

this sword appeared to me in a vision

“For God’s sake, you look like an antifascist protester from Portland!”

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

Is there a single normal picture of Kash Patel

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

finally catching up on comics. Power FAntasy this week is a corker. Absolute Evil is goddamn killer

Look at these fucking rooftop snipers trained on a peacock and a unicorn!!!!!! Like they just keep stepping on own goal rakes like this and it’s so good