Derek Simon

This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.

Chris Kelly Opinion: Charlie Kirk and a nation in name only This is not the column I planned for today. On Wednesday morning, I sat in Courtroom 1 of the Lackawanna County Courthouse scribbling notes on the latest episode of “Who Wants to be a Commissioner?…

Not what you think it is. Have a read:
"Charlie Kirk was a jerk. That’s not an opinion; it was his brand. He embraced it and the fame, riches and influence it brought him. He rejoiced in and profited from the pain of strangers. He trafficked in hate..."
www.thetimes-tribune.com/2025/09/14/c...

@cptowers.bsky.social So do we know if Will Smith is in the contusion protocol? 😉

No, sweetheart. Not mentally challenged and Conservatives are fine by me. Non-clever, interloping dipshits are far less welcome.

Sorry, Byron. You’re both bottoms. It’ll never work.

Nice tricycle, though!

Not his job, not to mention highly illegal.