Mana

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

South Park just dropped the nuclear bomb on Trump. They drew him with poop on his head and called him a frickin poopy head. Sayonara, Donald

Played and beat Secret of the Mimic today. Not bad, a little buggy on occasion and needs a little polish, but still fun. Lore implications kinda go crazy though

(Posting from the dungeon office laptop while the guards are on a smoke break) Like this if you think the guards should loosen my thumbscrew, repost if they should give me double bread and water tn!

Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)

*Me handing out pamphlets in front of the church: “Have you heard the good news?”

Passer-by: “Sorry. I’m Jewish”

*Me wondering why everyone keeps telling me their religion instead of taking my pamphlet detailing how I finally got laid last night: “That’s cool too, I guess.”

mad at your puppy girl call that a pet peeve

june is for being GAY and EVIL

it’s actually Ms. Pibb now

I'm sorry, but you must be sent to the reeducation camps

happy pride month

deadbeat dads dont leave the house for 20 years to buy cigarettes anymore. now they leave to buy vape cartridges

I recently learned that the idea that animals abandon their young if "tainted by" human scent is largely a myth. Which makes my family's expulsion of me at 13, after I was saved from the woods by search and rescue a bit tougher in retrospect. Perhaps it was, as the press insinuated, a "vibe thing".

thinking about doing an evil run in my next life

I finally finished Midnight Tides after taking a long break. Let me tell you, Bugg is the best character, hands down. In all of Malazan that I have read, he is in my top 5 best characters ever

Capaldi is fantastic. His companions are great, he has great grand speeches, and the comedy is great. It's a little bit of a tonal shift from Matt Smith, but it is good

Ohana means Family.

Family means donating your younger sibling to the state

bowl of rice

i love how he did the voice

I don't use a screen protector on my phone because I'm Catholic

Northernlion ass post

> “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
> "So do I," said Gandalf, "this shit fucking sucks.”