@bradhawkdown.bsky.social
Naval Aviator, Bama alum, native Texan, and a really bad golfer. All opinions/tweets/etc. are my own.
breaking: poor people spend money on food
11.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 843 🔁 106 💬 25 📌 2Cris Collinsworth is down so bad over this Pats loss he’s just openly dropping “we” and “us” mid-broadcast
09.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 54 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
The world did everything it could to keep “Sam Darnold Super Bowl Touchdown Pass” from happening but he would not be restrained.
09.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 97 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0Bad Bunny already picked up more yards than the Patriots run game
09.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 122 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 1That Dunkin’s ad was terrible
09.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1Did I just get big 12 hydration charted in that ad
09.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0TIRICO: And its the Imperial Japanese Navy's Kido Butai! The fast carriers of the rising sun surprising everyone here in Santa Clara with a lightning raid!
COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
AD GUY: I think you guys should buy a Super Bowl ad
LEVI'S EXEC: about how the stadium they're playing the Super Bowl in is named after our company, right?
AD GUY: not exactly
Drake Naye because he's doing nothing
09.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 2Haven’t seen a single commercial that’s made me laugh
09.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Me after my 50th Claude ad
09.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 187 🔁 61 💬 2 📌 0This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome
09.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 712 🔁 68 💬 20 📌 6super bowl commercials stink now because commercials stink now
08.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 41 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 4I feel ya, watching in a hotel by myself for the first time in a few years
08.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Congrats to Sam Darnold on overcoming so much adversity on his way to the Super Bowl.
26.01.2026 03:25 — 👍 400 🔁 51 💬 3 📌 2they believe in nothing, they love nothing but their own power, and they have no moves that don't involve spamming the hate button
08.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 629 🔁 114 💬 6 📌 1GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.
07.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 527 🔁 80 💬 20 📌 7
Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe
• ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise
• 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series
• Sanderson will have creative control of the projects
(via THR)
LETS GOOOO
28.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.
26.01.2026 00:40 — 👍 7482 🔁 2203 💬 14 📌 0
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
25.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 28797 🔁 10732 💬 43 📌 979Crazy how people I know on Instagram are just posting stories like the government isn’t out here killing and kidnapping people with impunity. How privileged.
25.01.2026 06:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Announcements Sullivan Elementary • 10:30 AM • To: Sullivan Elementary Hello Sullivan Families, we have learned that ICE is sending out flyers offering food support to families. For your safety, do not respond to these offers. If your family is in need of support, please contact the school and we will connect you with one of our School Social Workers. Thank you!
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
22.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 21282 🔁 8084 💬 420 📌 575Caleb Williams has ascended
19.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s why the Bears wear Auburn colors
19.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 309 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 3on any caleb williams drop back under 2 minutes, anything can happen. you can throw a 45 yard bomb running backwards, 9/11, start a small business,
19.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 266 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 0
