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@the-lazyknight.bsky.social

He/him. Reader and part time cat furniture. Trying to recall how this social media stuff is supposed to work.

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13.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May your return be as smooth as your outbound was rough.

13.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I endorse this, and it should be presented by the absolute queen of Tomorrow's World, @maggiephilbin.bsky.social

13.10.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

13.10.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even searching for it in a fresh incognito window gets Β£29.99

Mebbe there's a UK sale on it that's overriding the voucher?

12.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, neither really, that's more "ha-lla"

I always pronounce it incorrectly and get corrected by @taldragon.bsky.social

12.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, now I'm confused, my reply appears to have been detached somehow.

Β£29.99 for me, way less than the other two responses.

12.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of "The Ultimate Drawing Course - Beginner to Advanced" on Udemy, showing the price of the course as Β£29.99

A screenshot of "The Ultimate Drawing Course - Beginner to Advanced" on Udemy, showing the price of the course as Β£29.99

Β£29.99 for me.

12.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet you do it so well!

Seriously, that's a great drawing, I remain really impressed by your growth as an artist!

(Autocarrot tried to change that to "draw wrong". Bad autocarrot. No cookies!)

12.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you know what rules? film cameras

12.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

every time you shop at a salvation army thrift store, you are supporting christian nationalistic fascism

11.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

12.10.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3402    πŸ” 1433    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 19
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captain america is holding a shield and saying i can do this all day Alt: captain america is holding a shield and saying i can do this all day

You right now:

(And please do, this is awesome!)

11.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The series sucked, yes, but I always thought the flying motorcycles were fab...

11.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They Want To Ban Books To Keep Us From Coming Out Quick housekeeping! I’m doing a flurry of events once again: Tuesday I’ll be in the Koret Auditorium at the SF Public Library talking about banned books for...

Today is National Coming Out Day!

It's also Freedom to Read Day, aka the last day of Banned Books Week.

This feels right β€”Β because the main reason they try to ban books is to keep people from dreaming they could ever come out.

My latest newsletter: buttondown.com/charliejane/...

11.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 373    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Only when cooked into a pie or a crumble, and then you always go back for seconds...

11.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently he has the heart of a 65 year old.

He keeps it in a jar on his bedside table.

11.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Miss Piggy and Kermit

Miss Piggy and Kermit

β€œthe girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

11.10.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Unsolicited Rick pic.

11.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they start playing cricket by mistake?

11.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

27.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4175    πŸ” 2492    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 40

Depends on whether you've got a pound of feathers or a pound of apples ...

11.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And there ent nothing wrong with that!

11.10.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comment from Jessie's review of Tron: Ares - "TRON is a movie about unionizing your workplace. TRON: Legacy is movie about the tools of fascism. TRON: Ares is a movie about... how hard it is to be tech billionaire running a Fortune 500 company, I guess."

A comment from Jessie's review of Tron: Ares - "TRON is a movie about unionizing your workplace. TRON: Legacy is movie about the tools of fascism. TRON: Ares is a movie about... how hard it is to be tech billionaire running a Fortune 500 company, I guess."

Best analysis of Tron: Ares I've seen, and its from my comment section.

10.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1210    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 9
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25.09.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3451    πŸ” 1552    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 34

A gentle reminder for whoever needs it: you don't have to make yourself small for anyone. You are perfect, exactly the way you are.

10.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 5

An utter travesty.

Where is Hobbes??!!

10.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Salt beef and horse radish on a plain bagel, for pure simplicity

10.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that fresh, fried or pickled red onion?

10.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where on earth are the Donnie Darko GIFs hiding?! That rabbit freaked me out for a decade, and is the epitome of "bad bunny"...

10.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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