Kolonel Krank

remembering the time matt saincome couldn't be bothered to make social media posts so he had AI generate them

RE: Hard Drive making a racist ass post mocking Itagaki dying it’s so crazy how there’s this major slice of games media and development that still hold onto the Adam Sessler/G4 era of outright disdain/blatant racism towards Japanese games and their devs and it’s wild

Itagaki was a true creative. He believed in his art. Even if his work didn't resonate with you personally, his passion for what he was making is inspirational and something we should all aspire to.

This post makes fun of how he looks because that's all the writers at Hard Drive can do, apparently.

YouTube video by Kolonel Krank Very Kuick Thoughts: Pokémon Legends Z-A

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Well, knew I had to talk about this one. Hopefully, I provided an insightful and not super hyperbolic opinion.

#PokemonLegendZA #NintendoSwitch2 #Nintendo

Unfortunately, they're all so wealthy that they'll probably get away with a slap on the wrist

Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account

No it isn’t stop complying in advance

YouTube video by Kolonel Krank Very Kuick Thoughts: Yooka-Replayee

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Play Yooka-Replayee and dang, it's okay but I came away way harsher on both this game and the original than I thought I would

.:Halloween Mimic:. 👻
#sukajisart #IDWSonic #MimictheOctopus #sonicfanart #SonictheHedgehog #PaperMarioTTYD

Honestly, I think this is Nintendo basically doing a test short and putting it on their YouTube channel

Yes, truly Jane Goodall, notable naturalist and environmental advocate would indeed be for the 'rampant misinformation machine that eats energy and shits pollution.'

I'm just not being nice enough about it.

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Last VKT for the day, Pac-Man World-2 Repac. Probably one of the best remakes I've gotten to play. Not sure if it's better than the Crash N.Sane trilogy, my current high bar for a remake but it's DAMN close.

#bandai #PacManWorld2RePac #NintendoSwitch2

YouTube video by Kolonel Krank Very Kuick Thoughts: Mario Galaxy 1&2 #gaming #nintendoconsole #mariogalaxy #supermariobros

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Second VKT of the day. This one for Mario Galaxy 1&2. Ooh boy, these are $40 Wii games

YouTube video by Kolonel Krank Very Kuick Thoughts: Hades 2 #gaming #hades #hades2 #indiegame

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Would it be cheating to call Hades 2 a game of the year since it's been early access for like a year or two now

Hey, Sony... put on PC pls. That is all

Finally some resistance from the Dems

GOP

Last Week: "We control everything."

Today: "The shutdown was out of our control."

DK Vine • News • Abra-abracajabya, Reach Out and Grab Ya Wave 3 of DK Island & Emerald Rush Switch Icons Can you dig it? You can with when the shovel-wielding Cranky Kong unearths a Buzzoid, an Ostrich Fractone, and sad Donkey Kong doomscrolling the news (conjecture).

Wave 3 of Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Island & Emerald Rush Switch Icons is now available for Nintendo Switch Online subscribers. That Donkey Kong Icon is so sad because he let his subscription expire, meaning he'll miss out on the novelty Fractone eyes Icon.

The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time

Final Fantasy Tictacs

Preorder payment has been charged. It’s happening. 😩😩

“Go play Bananza” is unironically going to be my response to those people

“Where is the new 3D Mario”
Go play Bananza

“I want Odyssey 2”
Go play Bananza

There’s literally a 3D platformer, made by the Odyssey team sitting there waiting for you. It just stars a monkey instead of a bing bing wahoo.

YouTube video by Kolonel Krank Very Kuick Thoughts: Borderlands 4

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Enjoying the last days of summer.

#DonkeyKongBananza

NEO: The World Ends with You is $23.99 on US eShop buff.ly/3AQKeTF
(Steam) Humble buff.ly/SOaCfjc
Steam buff.ly/vvLjWkt

PS4/Switch $15/$23 PNP Games buff.ly/Dohydsc #ad

It be Talk Like A Pirate Day!

tariffs are gonna make it pretty much a wrap for the western side of the gaming industry

Rockstar must be shitting their pants

It's never been a better time to get into emulation.