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the Mona Lisa, preserved in all her glory, center in the frame

the Mona Lisa, preserved in all her glory, center in the frame

a close up on the Mona Lisa I took with a digital zoom while walking. you can really see the rough shape of her

a close up on the Mona Lisa I took with a digital zoom while walking. you can really see the rough shape of her

in case anything happens to the Mona Lisa, don't worry everyone, I got a photo

15.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS? | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 19
YouTube video by Secret Base WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS? | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 19

so this kind of guy is real? youtu.be/n36R8xlhe1U

15.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the replika who joined isis will always live in my head rent-free

15.10.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im a podcast addict devotee but it is forever android only

15.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Danika Everywhere

14.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that was CRAZY work

14.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Preview
Windows 10 Extended Security Updates | Microsoft Windows Use Windows 10 securely with the Extended Security Updates program See how it helps protect your PC and find out how to get it.

Hey so

Do you have a "Windows 10" machine you didn't upgrade to Windows 11

You should open this page and follow the instructions BEFORE WEDNESDAY. There are no downsides I know of & it means you get security updates for one more year. It may cost $30, or may not.

www.microsoft.com/en-ca/window...

13.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
discord context menu that lists

"send to the gallows
enroll as royal guard
stop the tomfoolery
behead postehaste
seize this user
inform of a malicious plot"

as available options

discord context menu that lists "send to the gallows enroll as royal guard stop the tomfoolery behead postehaste seize this user inform of a malicious plot" as available options

is anyone else getting tired of the victorian / middle earth aesthetic discord has been using? guilds were fine but this is a little excessive

13.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1955    ๐Ÿ” 862    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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i still die laughing at this real canadian oil and gas lobby ad

10.11.2024 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 632    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Mean Bitch Shit Girl

11.10.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

i think kiss of the spider woman is an interesting foil bc it's so bleak and tragic but like... the movement DOES accomplish all their goals?

11.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god yes it was so weirdly cynical the way nearly EVERY single person who got arrested ratted on their comrades and idk if the movie realized what it was doing with that

also it's crazy they just go back to their HOUSE after all that

11.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyways i think i wanna watch the new kiss of the spiderwoman next week just as contrast to one battle after another. from what I've seen, its marketing obscures what it's really about and i have not seen anyone talk about it lol. and diego luna's there

11.10.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

funny, there's another movie in theatres rn also about revolution but actually about the interpersonal, n about the risks and sacrifice of revolution but w/ more teeth and more grounded in reality n it's called Kiss of the Spiderwoman (if it's anything like the 1985 version). it's also gay and trans

11.10.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watched one battle after another. dunno how to feel about it tbh, i enjoyed it but it was kinda all over the place and not sure what exactly it was trying to say besides a vague "fight on!!" message. tries to undermine power by making it look silly yet hypercompetent (interrogation always works??)

11.10.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always suspected this must be the #1 reason people would work at kiehl's

11.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyways mafia 3 still exists and it lets you gun down an entire meeting of klansmen so

10.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

best we can hope for is the concept is redeveloped as a low budget spinoff for portable devices im afraid

10.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

otoh, if that AC reconstruction game did continue development how much of its edges would be sanded down bc of said political climate lol

10.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think Ubisoft saw all the money Sinners made and thought about how they could have had a bunch of that or do you think corporations are fundamentally unable to make these kinds of analysis?

09.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads โ€œIโ€™m through with school- itโ€™s only for sissies anyway. Iโ€™ll run away and- and make money with my FEETโ€

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads โ€œIโ€™m through with school- itโ€™s only for sissies anyway. Iโ€™ll run away and- and make money with my FEETโ€

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

09.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2174    ๐Ÿ” 673    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

this could have done really well lol they could be riding the Sinners wave rn

10.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

10.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14445    ๐Ÿ” 3892    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

discounty is so good...

10.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the first times i brought my blue tongued skink to the vet they called the entire staff into the office to corral around and gawk at him

09.10.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"it's not even a mole hill. it's 2 pebbles stacked on top of each other" lives in my mind rent-free

09.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

06.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11745    ๐Ÿ” 3519    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 497    ๐Ÿ“Œ 194

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