Thank you for this new intrusive thought.

Jurassic Park is one

Love a Big Wife/Compact Husband combo.

Roses are red
Violets are grue
In Ancient Egyptian,
Pashto, and Zulu

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Maybe it's under his chin 🤔

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.

I bet it smells fantastic!

Groveralls

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

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My big issue with this resolution is that Sunny, having bonded to Toby, would still NOT be okay with this chinbearded interloper. Parrots are jealous assholes.

You bring a lot of joy to our lives, we want good things for you.

Do you have recipes you'd care to share?

Miso could be really interesting!

Tomato cake is a fairly venerable recipe. It's generally spiced like carrot cake.

Being a coward myself, I would probably start with toasting the sugar or adding nuts.

The astronaut meme

Sometimes it seems very silly to me that people are surprised that a country founded by slave owners who did a whole genocide has "suddenly" turned fascist.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Post from @TragicAllyHere Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy

I honestly don’t think there’s a single figure in American history who has fundamentally shifted the way I understand the world I live in more radically than Fred Hampton. once you know the story you can’t un-know it and you see it repeated everywhere

They can set up I Need A Gyro across town.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

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Cage free chickens can still be confined to a warehouse, while free range means they have some access to the outdoors.

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Saruman probably has Scotchgard as a cantrip.

A cartoon with a drawing of a pigeon standing next to a tall glass of milk against a snowy background, and text that says "Happy Holidays! Remember to put out (some kind of) milk for Santa."

Happy holidays! Pigeons make milk, and I hope this fact fills you with joy and concern during this festive time of year

Back into the light we go!

Love this for you

When Gandalf thinks you're too zooted, you're too zooted.