Come back again and wake me up at about half past May.

Going to sleep like "leeks...broccoli...lemons..."

1st panel: one fella says to another, "I'm reporting this shit to the HOA." 2nd panel: a cheery purple door 3rd panel pulls back to reveal the fellas are hobbits and the door is incongruously rectangular

They're so plump! He's so fancy!

"What if everyone was a bird, and also prayed for the sweet release of death?"

It was so clear to me
That it was almost invisible

Tan iron on patch with brown embroidery of theropod skull, trilobite, ammonite, fern fossils. Above it says "M.I.L.F." below it says "Man I Love Fossils"

My little treat for sanity this week

Ernie's Little Lie Ernie's Little Lie is a 1983 Sesame Street storybook featuring Ernie. Ernie decides to paint a picture for an art contest Mr. Hooper is judging. After he finishes his rubber duckie picture, Ernie's co...

I dont know if it's still published, but it's available on thriftbooks and elsewhere.

Ernie's Little Lie | Muppet Wiki | Fandom share.google/xB2sD6A5xqSi...

In Colorado the tourists say"moun-tain" while the locals say "mountn."

A beige, textured octopus rests among coral.

The octopus has changed its skin texture to be smoother and deeper brown.

The octopus, with speckled beige and textured skin, rests among coral.

Happy #WorldOctopusDay! To celebrate: a stunning Day Octopus (Octopus cyanea) doing its thing.

📷 maractwin on iNaturalist
📍 Fiji
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#ObservationOfTheDay

I believe in you!

Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove "Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."

YouTube video by Napalm Records ALIEN WEAPONRY - Kai Tangata (Official Video) | Napalm Records

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The Hu are fantastic! You may also enjoy Alien Weaponry, a folk metal Maori group.

Interesting how masculinity is a zero sum game. If women become more masculine, men become less.

Jealous of any frood who gets Turnbull ink.

Realizing I'm the Wallace and staring off into space for a bit.

Kitchen => hermit crab vivarium 👀

happy international Good Buddy day to those who celebrate

It was a bad moment at a bad angle in bad light! As self-critical as we can be, would you have felt cute if you weren't cute? No!

The time of crickets has passed, the time of flocking geese is here. Hello, October.

health.clevelandclinic.org/why-forest-t...

Time in a forest/by moving water. No phone, preferably no book, just absorb the peace.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of brothy carbonation

I've only eaten 9,999 pop-tarts, my soul is clean.

Still from the television show King of the Hill showing Hank Hill running at night while saying "that's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning"

My son got one (1) chicken pock after his vaccine, and got shown around the office to all the young doctors who'd never seen it in person.

Splitting the last one is a bonding opportunity.

A tragedy that the writing would be hidden by shoes.