Linzi

I love this. Keep using humor to take their power away. 🚫👑

I had 50 hours of labor -43 before I could get an epidural. Kidney stones are worse.

I see a lot of people saying that a person charged with a crime deserves the chance to prove their innocence.

Please stop doing this because you have it backwards and this is really important.

It is ALWAYS the government's burden to prove a person guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

I would NEVER be rude to kittens or children. Adults- sometimes but not without reason. But my phone when it starts talking to me because I said my cat's name or gives stupid directions, or my car when I don't get my seatbelt on fast enough & it dings at me- always.

... I'm extremely rude to mine. Mostly because they annoy me. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm rude to most objects. I'm not sure what that says about me but it's probably not good?

🚨✊🏼ICE agents OUTNUMBERED by PEOPLE, forced to retreat! Share this! If Chicago can do this, we can ALL do this. 🚨1/2

It's fascinating to watch originalists insist that the intention of the Founders was to create an all-powerful executive with near-plenary authority over the entire government only a few years after fighting the American Revolution

I just don't get why people have to shit all over the things other people like solely to do it. Why? There's so much to be negative right now, we all need to cling to whatever joy we can find if we're gonna make it through this. It's a total asshole move to shit on people's joy just because you can

Just wondering how miserable a person has to be to think it's a flex to yuck other people's yums. It's one thing to have legitimate moral objections to a person's character, but like... what do you get by voicing how much you hate something that others are currently enjoying? It's giving pick me.

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

Did he really gather military leaders from around the world to fat shame them and ban "beardos" (whatever the fick that is, I assume people with beards)?

Brilliant use of taxpayer dollars as always.

The unsung heroes of America: lifelong agency workers at Social Security, Medicare, VA and so many other agencies who are staying there to ensure the American people are taken care of. They didn’t have to stay. They are being worked into the ground. Thank you with all of my heart.🙏

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

Pay attention to Dr. Ian Roberts.

They think it will keep them safe. When they end up in the camps eventually it will be hard for them to make friends I imagine.

Harleen Grewal is a pediatric dentist. Meaning this monster does surgery on kids.

She said it was "a joke."

She needs to have her license revoked.

WATCH:

#Resist

If given an illegal order, here is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. 1-877-447-4487. Service members are subject to prosecution for following illegal orders.

We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.

I think you mean compliments of the American people, Donnie. You didn't pay for this personally, we did.

Remember that the Trump Administration demands you idolize these agents and not condemn them.

But they’re Gestapo trash.

There are some scotus judges I'd like to add

MTG has brought this up and few times and I never agree with her, but in this case I'm willing to hear her out. I'd rather not live in the same country as the red hats no matter how this plays out. Sometimes divorce is a good thing.

I will die on the pettiest of hills when it comes to where I spend my money - and this is not a petty hill to die on.

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