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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

trump also has no dick

Quick check in with @govpritzker.illinois.gov on this

State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.

LEAKED: DHS/ICE Training Orientation "E-learning" Video

If SHE was The Master, Shelly Miscavige would be alive today

The Anakin/Padme meme with "my fantasy team has a Bengals player named Chase on it" and "Ja'Marr Chase, right?" in the first two panels

Back in the day we gave people their own individual ringtones based on personality. Whew, whenever my phone was like "SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY!" I knew it was about to be an interesting night

Salesforce chief executive Marc Benioff, wearing a black suit, speaks to an audience. A headline reads: "Salesforce Pitched ICE on Services to Recruit More Staff, Documents Show." Photo by Jessica Christian/San Francisco Chronicle, via Associated Press

Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

If anyone's wondering how this is possible, the answer is these strike teams are moving terrifyingly fast. Grab first, ask questions later. We were about 8-15 minutes behind them today for several hours. They're jumping out of vans, chasing people across lawns, taking them from bus stops, etc

LEAKED: DHS/ICE Training Orientation "E-learning" Video

Scott Bessent

Scott Bessent looking like he won't need to worry about that annoying Richie Rich anymore after locking him in an easily escapable bank vault.

🤣🤣👏👏👏

Post from WH about Chicago "in chaos," showing scene from another state.

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

There are Chads in the world and then there are fucking CHADS

While many of you are likely yelling "GO MARINERS" or "GO BLUE JAYS!" I'm yelling "GO ROB MANFRED and the rule of baseball law!"

BREAKING: Michael Myers calls press conference, expected to speak for the first time

BREAKING: Michael Myers calls press conference, expected to speak for the first time

Scott Bessent

Scott Bessent looking like he won't need to worry about that annoying Richie Rich anymore after locking him in an easily escapable bank vault.

105/N. Feds rammed a car that crashed into another, then a foot chase. Neighbors protested. Gas deployed by feds earlier today. Here's what they left behind. A thread of photos. #chicago

Granting that it's not the focus of the piece, I have to nudge politico a bit on this. There was a clear editorial decision to treat slurs against the disabled as clearly less troublesome than any others. Selective censoring reinforces the idea that some slurs are no big deal. Psst: they're all bad.

Listening to the One Battle soundtrack while building my little power points

One Actor After Another (there are at least 10!)

Trump's Time Cover + Neck

Time Magazine Editor: You get that picture of Trump's neck for the cover?

Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what

David Black, senior pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, in a photo by Ashlee Rezin of the @chicago.suntimes.com

So can we get back to calling them weird again yet or do we still need to wait on that?

Trump's Time Cover + Neck

Time Magazine Editor: You get that picture of Trump's neck for the cover?

Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what

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NFC North

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you

Mina please