Mike Proper (sorry)

There are so many funny moments in "Pier Pressure" so maybe that?

you should have "Bart" say this

PRIME MINISTER OF SOUTH KOREA: Convicted; sentenced to life in prison

PRINCE ANDREW: arrested

DONALD TRUMP: awarded the GAS STATION OWNERS OF AMERICA AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN GAS STATION AWARENESS

His name is Nick

the thing about our system is that it's just republicans defending trump at all costs—literally!—and the rest flows from there, had clinton been president when the epstein files released he would have been impeached and removed before breakfast

PRIME MINISTER OF SOUTH KOREA: Convicted; sentenced to life in prison

PRINCE ANDREW: arrested

DONALD TRUMP: awarded the GAS STATION OWNERS OF AMERICA AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN GAS STATION AWARENESS

Had dinner at a hibachi restaurant tonight and a woman across the table from me looked SO MUCH like Karoline Leavitt and, well, that sucks for her.

Didn't watch it in the theater, but recently watched HAPPY FEET with the kids and it made me so, so angry

Boss Baby is ACAB

"dumb guy gets job that should really, really be had by not dumb guy'

love paying taxes!

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Yeah but I still need the modern day comedic prairie dog mutant bit somehow too

Is it possibly worse than the Springsteen song? It can't be, right? Or could it?

I love Tom Noonan in House of the Devil. He's all sad determination. Great small performance in an underrated movie.

This is bad. The KPop Demon Hunters have switched sides. They are on the side of the demons now.

My driver's ed teacher used the phrase "son of a bearcat!" if we like braked too hard or something

This is bad. The KPop Demon Hunters have switched sides. They are on the side of the demons now.

Map from Ontario Storm Watch showing AQI scores in red in the 140-150 mark across Southern Ontario with a score of 174 in Michigan visible, all of which are deemed dangerously high AQI

Via a photo I saw on Instagram, someone who lives in the 51st floor of their condo takes a photo of the downtown Toronto skyline which is mostly invisible due to fog with just the tips of a few towers lime the TD and CIBC buildings peeking out

The lower Great Lakes region has super bad air quality today, and one of the big causes is, surprisingly, melting snow.

The warm snap is melting the snow banks, releasing all the car exhaust & toxins & rotting debris in the snow. Which,coupled with lack of wind and rain, sits in the air as smog

MAJESTIC REALTY CO. STATEMENT RE: BUILDING IN HUTCHINS, TEXAS “While we were contacted about the potential sale of our building in Hutchins, Texas, Majestic Realty Co. has not and will not enter into any agreement for the purchase or lease of any building to the Department of Homeland Security for use as a detention facility. We’re grateful for the long-term relationship we have with Mayor Mario Vasquez and the City of Hutchins and look forward to continuing our work to find a buyer or lease tenant that will help drive economic growth.”

BREAKING: Majestic Realty, who owns one of the warehouses ICE was planning to purchase to create a detention camp, announced today that it would not sell to the agency. More at DMagazine.com shortly.

Two posts back to back - one about the death of Jesse Jackson and the other about when Jimmy Fallon made his debut as host of the Tonight Show

February 17 is certainly an eventful date in history

You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan / And the next five years trying to be with your friends again

Craig Bierko is my most famous follower on Instagram. Maybe actually it's Frances Fisher. Hard to tell. Either way, life is good.

Say what you will about Boomers, but they LOVE blocking the airplane rows during boarding to talk to their friends/family sitting in another section.

You HAVE to respect it.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Everyone talking about the Padres signing Griffin Canning

I think the Padres are signing Griffin Canning

Today sucks. Fuck everything.

TRUMP: They told me, "But sir - all things serve the beam. All things serve the beam."

I told them no. I said the beam will be serving us now. It's our right as Americans to be served by the beam.

And they tried to say no, but then I placed an 80% tariff on Mid-World. And so that took care of that

Also, a game participant in a just wonderful Arrested Development joke

SMH - vasectomized men have NBA takes that are JUST AS INSIGHTFUL as "full men" and I need society to stop saying otherwise!

#vasectomy #vasectomized #vasectomizedhoopers