Maxie Maxier Maxiest

I'm 30/40 chapters complete on this draft of my novel!

what about an UNrealistic portrayal of a panic attack? i want a movie where a guy starts freakin out then his friend starts yelling at him like “CALM DOWN!!!! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! YOURE ANNOYING ALL OF US” & then he slowly drifts off to sleep with a smile on his face & love in his heart

My personal nightmare is that twice now I've complimented someone's jacket and they've turned around to reveal it was an Attack on Titan jacket so I live in fear of that happening again

Started the year throwing up which means it's all uphill from there babbeeeyyyy!!! All according to plan

Mirror selfie of someone wearing yellow shorts and a pink top with a window in it to a tiny rainbow tattoo on their sternum

From juuust the right angle you can see my rainbow tattoo through the window in this top

In 2023 I... did not change a lot? I guess I learned how to smile in selfies at least! 🤷‍♂️

Feeling lovey dovey next to my beautiful snoring wife, texting my lover, sleepy but not asleep

The cover of a book entitled "Truck Dogs: A Novel in Four Bites" by Graeme Base, as told to him by his dog Molly. The picture on the cover is a nightmarish car that is also a dog. I don't know how to describe it other than that

Omg I've been searching for a book I couldn't remember the title of for YEARS because it's such a stupid and insane premise. I finally found it this morning

A black denim jacket with embroidery in the shape of a fox with lots of flowers

A black denim jacket embroidered with a blue and green octopus

I embroidered two matching jackets for my wife and my lover 💕🥰

A pastel pink rotary phone

I bought this cool old phone and the lady selling it asked how I was so good at opening plastic bags. I didn't know what to say so I told her I have rugged fingers

STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)

"I want someone to crush me with their thighs 🥰" you SAY that but when you're wheezing, dizzy, and deaf, will you choose a warrior's death or will you surrender like a coward??

Finished the first draft of my book recently! Recovered by staring at a wall for a long time. Now I'm getting into the process of rewriting can I get a yeehaw

fanart of the three femme fatales from clue in front of a fireplace: ms. white carries a lead pipe and sips a glass of red wine, ms. scarlet sits in the center with a cigarette and a noose, and yvette carries a tray with drinks, the wrench hidden behind her back

we also watched one of my favorite movies this weekend

@maxiest.bsky.social dressed as a pirate clown and me dressed as a vampire covered in blood posing for a selfie

HALLOWEEN!!!!

At Target seeing a woman with a disappointed expression perusing the paltry Halloween decorations. I said "You really should go to Spirit" and she said "Do they have costumes there?" Which means when she left on my instructions she'll experience Spirit Halloween for the first time in her life

Blissfully rewatching Severance, getting absolutely jumpscared by "Directed by Ben Stiller" exactly like the first two times

A small grey tabby cat curled up and putting her paws over her face as she sleeps

Why is my kitty sooooo pickupable

Congrats on posting post mortem

I got Chai there recently and it was like hot water with milk in it. It burned the shit out of my mouth and didn't even taste like tea 😭

Fuck your girlfriend!

I wrote 3500 words today please clap (I usually write 1k if I'm lucky)

Desperately googling "what do houses look like" because writing is normal

Me in the middle of a heated debate with myself: Okay I KNOW the protagonist of my book is cat coded but their fursona would STILL be a ferret and HERES WHY

My therapist: It sounds like you're really in a groove with your writing lately! I'm proud of you :)
Me one hour later: Hmmmmm everything I've written is bad and dumb? Time to lie down

Got too excited and chorked on a chicken nugget

Idk if I successfully aped Shakespeare for my writing but I DID make it a little horny so I'm honoring his spirit at least

Wow, the book I'm reading featuring an apocalypse where innocent people are constantly dying and there is no way for any protagonist to stop it without divine intervention sure is stressful! Good thing it's so unrealistic. Now time to take a big sip of coffee and check the news

The characters in my fantasy novel can't quote Shakespeare or Cyrano de Bergerac so I'm just going to have to invent iconic poetry all on my own! (< has no experience in poetry) (< doomed)