Lauri

You ever read a book (not even a life changing political commentary one, just a standard novel) that you can’t stop thinking about?

Anyway I’ve just finished Her Last Summer by Emily Freud and… yep

Start vs End of 2024 🩷

A year older, 40lbs lighter, 2 dress sizes smaller, a million times more exhausted, several new obsessions and about 400 grey hairs discovered and covered.

Happy New Year 🍾🍾🍾

One thing no one told me about losing so much weight is how damn COLD I would be all the time ☃️❄️🥶

Freiheit is one of those I forget exists outside of Xmas time and then when I’m reminded it’s always an utter delight!

One of the few rich people who just wanted to use their money to make other people happy, without advertising the fact too

Watching the Band Aid doc. Whyyyyyyy was George Michael just always the loveliest, sweetest man of ever??? I miss him 😩😩😩

a man and a woman are standing in a kitchen with the words isn 't it beautiful behind them ALT: a man and a woman are standing in a kitchen with the words isn 't it beautiful behind them

Some people are layered
like onions, I’m layered like Rachel’s trifle.
Happy Holidays to my friends across the pond

Cold weather shelter for rough sleepers in Bristol.

Amazing that a load of alleged farmers went on their first protest and unwittingly exposed the fact they are actually feudal Lords and have been since 1123.

I’m so sorry to be That Person (and I do hate That Persons) but I genuinely can’t think of anything that interests me less right now than Wicked 🥱😴

I mean I’m actually 41 but I feel everyone over 35 will appreciate the beauty of Jason

Watching that Boybands Forever, and here is your post-35 reminder that full maturity is reached when you realise Jason Orange was the most beautiful one all along

Sneaky infusion lounge Christmas tree. On the outside, I am maintaining my ‘it’s November, behave’ cool but on the inside I’m elated!

Any ideas on where to get paid to nap all day? My old bones are tired

ad declaring "designed for people who use the bathroom"

funniest bit of ad copy i've ever seen

YOU WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!!!!

Anyone successfully used something to find followers from the Bad Place on here????

Aw no!

Seeing more and more twitter pals

April, June, July - November

Screenshot of a social post by '@AnneChovy2' that says: 'my mom said i cant come over because only use overhead light there are no warm glowing lamps or other soft light sources'

It’s a necessity.

If you're new to BlueSky, it's all very simple:
1. Benitz are called Skroonches
2. Skies will open to direct nobles but ONLY from tier 3
3. If you repost in the middle of a hype squad, it will last 6 seconds instead of 2
4. Do NOT ask about valving: it will only lead to your account being noxen

Baileys coffee in the bath just like Baby Jesus wanted

Investigating the blue place again for a festive change

Where do we go for TOTP Johnny?

😂😂😂

Hi gorgeous

I feel very much like the new kid at school I am SCARED

Im a social hussy