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@celandine-crane.bsky.social

A warrior-eunuch of the digital era.

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Also it's very funnny to me that I can tell you took this from my shot of the film by the typeface I use for subs.

03.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna add to this, the law specifies "anything carried with the intent to cause harm" among the things which can be classed as an offensive weapon, so no, do not listen to people saying "hold your keys sticking out between your knuckles in case you're attacked when you walk home late."

03.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about how much I love her again gang.

03.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's called "transitioning" fyi.

02.11.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's such a cute pose.

02.11.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so fucking Normal about this.

02.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried so fucking hard to make a gif of him coming out and going back in, but none of the tools I tried wanted to handle a 200+ frame gif D:

01.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/cela...

30.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We were cursed with the promise of progress and utopia as an inevitability.

29.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boss... you truly mean it?
... Militaires Sans Cisgenre?

29.10.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hm, I think that might be one of the hottest pics you've ever taken. You look charmingly haunted!

29.10.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kid being shown a glass to pour soda water into with a bottle of gin next to it.

Kid being shown a glass to pour soda water into with a bottle of gin next to it.

Searching for a non-BDS bottle for my carbonator and I just noticed in this one that the kid is being taught to make what appears to be a gin and soda.

26.10.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A friend of mine was talking about how much she liked Kill la Kill so I made this for her.

26.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Failing to observe the colon and assuming it is a full stop, I hit "Like" secure in the knowledge my mind remains my own.

25.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happiness is when *girls.*

25.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey anyone else remember when Patrick Rothfuss was a big name fantasy writer?
Bet he's gonna finish that third book any day now.

24.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

24.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9491    ๐Ÿ” 2144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1390    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2710

Oh you think I'm a *freak*? Boo fucking hoo, are you actually having *fun* with your life? Are you *enjoying* being who you are? Or are you just too much of a fucking pussy to be honest about your desires?

22.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yes I've injected myself with grey-market hormones produced in unregulated labs by amateur endocrinologists!
Hell yeah I've had a woman leash me and piss in my mouth!
Tied a girl to a bed and beaten her with a whip? Sure, done that too!

22.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being trans and kinky is fucking based actually.
Every time I see a piece of media which is presenting stuff I've done as *wild insane fringe behaviour for freak weirdos* I feel cool as hell.

22.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chasers trying to subtly work out if you've had bottom surgery or not be like

22.10.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And besides, they wouldn't let you. It's too hard. Much easier if you aren't trans. You can live like this.

You can exist like this.

Can't you?

22.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans people are special. They're so much stronger than you. The way you feel is just. Something else. You don't really want it. It's too scary. It's probably just a fetish anyway. Or a phase (for six years or so.)

22.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you're an egg, it's so easy to convince yourself you aren't "really" trans.

22.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mum told me once that one of her friends had said to her "Crane's so pretty, isn't he? He's got such a nice figure and such lovely skin!" and it took me the fuck out that this woman who thought of me as a man b/c my mum persistently misgenders me was still like "wow check out that femboy?!"

22.10.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking need to pump you about which Feist / Canavan characters you're vaguely remembering next time I see you because I cannot remember who they might be.

19.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Road to Empress more than anything shows the truth of the profound @ashleyfinch.bsky.social statement "Oh, you were an autistic child? So you got female socialization?"

19.10.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We did also have a model trained exclusively on my and my partners work but because we always shot in their bedroom it thought drones were a kind of bed and couldnt take the furniture out of the images no matter how hard they tried leading to some very funny results.

16.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I really loved that one elf from The Lord of the Rings, whatshisname, Girlfondel?

16.10.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the fuck did this not appear on my timeline?
Also, HI.

15.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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