Catamitey Damacy

Karl Marx labubu... no, labour theory of value

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Like, I was already struggling for a couple weeks before this in fairness, but goddamn, this sucks shit

Stopped being able to find interest in or enjoy things because I got too exhausted, and struggling to sleep even more because I can't engage with people or do anything like I used to

Entering week 3 🙃

article screenshot: Let the carnage begin: 100mph e-scooter developed Bo’s 100mph Turbo e-scooter pushes engineering boundaries—but raises serious questions about safety and sanity on our streets. There is a photo of the scooter.

me: innocently stepping out of my front door onto the street

british engineers for some reason:

Good morning

Good morning

bunny day repost

ppl dont really know that hrt does this and i think they should

periodic reminder that you can be a masc lesbian without being butch

I drew some silkie chickens. Always thought they were cute

Getting myself UNFOLD-ed, everything feels good again

After Pride rave halfway pulled me out of the depressive episode I've been stuck in for a month or so, energised, revitalised, fucking buzzing

SEX, DRUGS, AND UNKILLABLE TRANNY SOULS

LADS THIS MEANS SOMETHING ELSE

CHRISSAKES CHECK THINGS FIRST

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

I love the constellation dearly but I have to insist that the De Havilland Comet is the most beautiful plane ever made

Leslie Lemon: please let me die

The Alien Custard Parasite that requires constant custard intake: you will never die, leslie. Not while I control your desire for custard

we have to decarbonize every aspect of our economy and way of life if we're going to slash global emissions but it would be a lot easier if someone could get around to discovering what sort of plant hybrid you need to create Yggdrasil

I realize carbon capture is a dead end relative to the scale of the problem but I like the idea of the global CO2 concentration suddenly dropping because someone accidentally invented Huge Tree

- paint can be load-bearing if you layer it enough
- a key part of freedom of navigation is my right to drag a big anchor through this undersea cable

- submariners are not ensouled and you can kill as many of them in horrifying accidents as you want
- separate marine branch is a waste because nobody should be doing anything amphibious voluntarily, only because of bad luck at the draft office
- no seriously we weren’t even using the black sea

doing one of those liberal ‘in this house we believe’ yard signs for the Russian Navy like:
- guided missile cruisers are a good idea
- mazut is a perfectly legitimate fuel for an aircraft carrier
- we don’t like even care about the black sea anyway and we never did, it’s funny to us

Color illustration of a bruised young man in skivvies tied up on the floor with tape around his wrists and ankles, in a military storage room. Four men in uniform are standing over him, smoking and talking with each other. Bold red text at the top says MAIDENS, and the name Ashley Finch is at the bottom.

The year is 1981.

Free Finland stands as a bulwark against Red Scandinavia.

Reko Tantta has just failed his conscription examination.

Maidens Part 1 is now up for Patreon subscribers.

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Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: "The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!" And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.

The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.