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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bacon in the fridge for all those who cry out in hunger.

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*Laughs at your cultural illiteracy in Oklahoman*

01.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You started playing DnD either never or after Y2K.

01.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shit, with Leo in the Vatican does that make them the Papal Bulls?

01.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it before you get into office. One campaign promise should be about reforming major media organizations.

01.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish councils would ban street preachers and evangelists from using megaphones and amplification, I do not need the sensory assault, nor being called a sinner at maximum volume

31.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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Look at his oldest comments and you tell me lol. It’s either an incredible bit or profound mental illness.

01.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They have a shared enemy in any global or universal order, but I’m pretty sure once they’re unshackled from it they’ll immediately want to move to β€œproving” β€œtheir kind” is the β€œbest”.

01.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They rely on the fillibuster to shield them from having to actually implement the batshit policies that sound good to rubes who never give them a second thought. It’s not ideal but I know of no other way to counter the rise of creeping fascism than to expose the public to the full brunt of it.

01.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In both cases one group or the other refused the call to do the right thing in the now, because it wasn’t to their taste.

The now is all we can control. The past is immutable, the future unknown.

I’m not doing a callout here, just a call to action. Do the right thing in the NOW.

31.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An overly high floor gets us this: another, different kind of atrocity, also still in progress. We also got this because of a refusal to do the right thing in the now.

31.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No floor gets us the continuation of this: endless atrocity. This is the refusal to do the right thing in the now.

31.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw this on my timeline and I think it encapsulates the divide pretty well. There are, with shades of gray between, broadly two groups, one which has no floor for conduct, one which has a floor that recognizes no exigency , and there’s a conflict between the two which could use bridging.

31.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump administration’s lawlessness cannot be ignored.

Period.

31.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 905    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 100

I would say the hunter hunts because the reward (nourishment, money, satisfaction, status, etc) weighs heavily enough to justify the effort in their personal calculus.

Lazy is the wrong word, I guess, more like unmotivated.

31.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A full quarter of a twitter.

31.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lack of a WANT to fight is not the same as the lack of a WILL to fight.

31.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fish don’t know they’re wet. They assume liberals don’t fight and the state of the world must have been crafted by people like them and degenerated to what it is rather than this being a deliberately and carefully crafted detente created by liberals who could have smashed them into the dirt more.

31.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s just a lazy hunter, though.

31.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like the obvious name for this is β€œThe Right STFU Award” or some variation thereof.

30.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that somewhere in the Epstein files?

30.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She does know Eric Adams is presently the mayor and Cuomo killed her husband, correct? Maybe try something else?

30.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next dem trifecta, should that ever happen again, should just start offering any city larger than WY statehood. We aren’t caring about rules anymore anyway, seems like something you could sell.

29.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something there for sure

29.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can’t win being performatively virtuous that actual virtue doesn’t stand a chance and we need a newer, much harsher strategy en masse.

29.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Denver Mayor Mike Johnston is advocating for Flock surveillance cameras, sometimes using false or misleading claims. His claim that Flock cameras solved a missing woman's murder is not true. Her mother tells our @spencersoicher.bsky.social she is "shocked and appalled" by the Mayor's claim.

29.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 15

Ditto for DC statehood. Like it’s nice to pretend power is a popularity contest but unless you address the structural R+4 or 5 environment it’s handicapped into being a question of whether you can stop republicans. I’d be offering every city larger than Wyoming statehood, frankly.

29.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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