Shakira (real)

The “good republicans” are the ones who don’t want you to notice that they’re the ones making it that way

Rip to the big dawg. Nancykanda forever 🖖

I used to have this shirt and you can see me wearing it in some print editions of this book bookshop.org/p/books/cros...

a man in a bowling alley with the words who do you think you are on the screen ALT: a man in a bowling alley with the words who do you think you are on the screen

[tearing ass down the sidewalk so I can get in your face at the next stop sign because you didn’t see me pop out from in between two parked cars]

Similar trajectory as dudes who went by Andy their whole lives suddenly calling themselves “Dru”

ACAB: All Cops Are Bones (skeleton)

The “Thin Boo Line” tagline may still maintain appeal to some audiences. However, if the producers of RIPD wish to reach a younger, more “woke” audience, I would suggest another marketing angle. For example:

Brown in Ferguson, Missouri in August of 2014 by white police officer Darren Wilson and the subsequent protests and unrest which ebbed and flowed with other questionable violence with fatal results by police against Black people across America over subsequent years.

Sorry for the genuine answer, but it is indeed a missed opportunity as 2013 would have been the last year when you could get away with that as a mild mannered punchline. The “thin blue line” really rose to prominence in 2014 with the Blue Lives Matter movement in response to the murder of Michael

Sk8er bean dad

He’s got a point. We let millions of Irish immigrants come through there and now we’re stuck with this motherfucker

Tough day for the centrists

It’s not about the money, it’s about the fuck you

My webers give me no trouble, but the accumulated grease in my propane grill and my pellet smoker have blackened a few fences recently

And cleaning grills sucks. Some day I hope to build a mini car wash bay in the backyard so I can just blast em with the pressure washer every so often

I’m up for discussing if conservatism is more than “privatize benefits and publicize risks for the people I choose, everyone else is on their own.” Racist capitalism minus market effects.

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

Nothing wrong with some Pork Steaks a la QT

Oh hell yeah

A Cleveland 3 but a Mar-a-Lago 10

As a guy who had two grills go up in flames at the end of grilling season, thank you for the tip

BROLL CALL (roll call for bros)

The Sun
Arlington, SD

Stephen Root is amazing, Andy Dick seems stable, and yes of course Phil Hartman is there (except for the last season which was after he passed)

It’s my all time favorite sitcom but didn’t catch on like it should have. Beware: Joe Rogan is actually pretty good in it playing a caricature of what he would become 20 years later

Sorry, that’s from NewsRadio. Maura Tierney as Lisa dressed as the devil and Dave Foley as Dave dressed as a sexy lady.

If this don’t make you horny then I don’t want nothin to do with you

Every single day you wake up, look at the news and see something like “parents are allowed to punch teachers now” and then “democrats believe they lost in 2024 for being too effective and likable”