Books are not clutter. Clutter is all the other stuff that gets in the way of having more books.

But is it real Corinthian leather?

I was just going to say RM must be the team manager.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

How do I get in on this action!?

Free slushies!!

You don’t need to finish your residency to become licensed?

He’s not actually a doctor.

Nice to see this philosopher knows zero about what’s going on inside an LLM.

If you keep adding water, at what point does it change from sauce to soup?

@scalzi.com have you made this one yet?

Why throw it in the ocean when I could huck it at an ICE goon?

I would much prefer to be in a zeppelin taking fire than driving on those “roads”

This looks 100% safe.

And testicles like Socrates

If the guy could turn regular water into wine, just imagine what Jesus could do with hot dog water

@icegov.bsky.social fuck you.

Albertans?

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

“I began to enquire about some of the potential complications, but the deeper we got, the more I could see they were deadly serious.” - They?

Hmm, acute aortic catastrophe sounds kinda bad.

Evergreen skeet.

jordy laforge says no to tripartite separation of powers and yes to a guillotine

???

Tennis too! Which is what I read initially.

poster-style illustration done in a whimsical hand-lettered style. it says: LIVE well LAUGH often EAT the rich

working out a little frustration

i agree. it's a rude technology and it deserves a rude response

King of England on a checkerboard pattern tile floor

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

It’s the goddamn statue on the island!

That’s not how I meant it, but I hope you’re right 😀