With the Supreme Court failing to eliminate gay marriage (at least for now), Kim Davis can finally return to her favorite pastime: keeping birds and low flying planes from crashing into her massive forehead.
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lol
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This is amazing.
03.11.2025 11:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Amazing!
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Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Adorable cartoon guillotine and basket
So Cute! π₯°
27.10.2025 19:24 β π 122 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0
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This reminds me of a simpler time, when you could fill your jacketβs liner with bottles of 50 and pay four bucks for a seat in the bleachers.
25.10.2025 15:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A group of 19 people standing in front of a large, white tundra buggy after a fun day out looking for polar bears. The buggy is marked as number 9 and stands 9 feet tall at the bottom of the 11 windows along the side.
A woman in a green parka and teal coloured toque smiles as a grey (Canada) jay lands on her head. She has a large camera strapped to her and is standing in the snowy woods.
A large polar bear stares ahead at the photographer as it comes of a rise on a rocky seashore.
It's polar bear season in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada and I'm a guide. My polar bear photos always engender a lot of questions, so I thought I'd take a moment to answer some of the most common ones so you can better understand these amazing animals and our relationship with them in Churchill. π»ββοΈ 1/
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Iβm looking Mineola, and
23.10.2025 01:28 β π 148 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0
Can of spray paint will fix that problem.
23.10.2025 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--
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Please! Send your roti to the East coast!! Iβm dying out here.
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Donβt forget to drop your gun.
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Oh come on!
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Britt!
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And are you married?
I was married, but Iβm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?
Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.
Shot + chaser
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Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
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Iβve never seen Paul Giamatti look sexier!
16.10.2025 10:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Overly frugal company leader?
15.10.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Time to start carrying a can of spray paint around.
14.10.2025 23:45 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So much slop.
14.10.2025 23:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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What The fuck does βSchool Leadersβ mean?
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SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
David Simon, creator of βThe Wireβ, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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If youβd seen it, youβd know why the person felt insulted.
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Maybe theyβve only seen him in Itβs Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
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alien xenomorph holding out hands in an expressive manor
me explaining why i need 1 more piece of pie
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generals gathered in their masses
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