Amanda 🦇 🐻

It's chilly tonight. I'm wearing a bobble hat in bed.

I'm hoping to pop down the road and see some of it but I've got a needy 15 year old dog.

I go out to get my tits squashed and NEWS happens.

The following cartoon appears in the Abergavenny Chronicle on 17th September 1909.

I tied my hair up in a way I thought it stay tangle free. I look like Dolly Parton in the 70s.

I have my breast screening appointment today, so of course I'm ready an hour early.

Can I be chief executioner?

I've just come across a series of novels set in the reign of Mary Tudor where John Dee solves crimes. I can't not.

It's windy and raining, which is a change from raining and windy.

a man in a suit says " oh yes cos like ah 'm a bit ay a perfectionist " Alt: a man in a suit says " oh yes cos like ah 'm a bit ay a perfectionist "

À third coffee wouldn't be excessive, would it?

Four images of Putin with glasses and a moustache drawn on

Nigel Farage unveils Reform’s shadow cabinet, featuring Dave Britain, Wayne Sausageroll, Tommy Flaggs, and Barry3355222654hdjwew

Same.

I may watch a comfort film like The Devil Rides Out.

a man sitting in front of a computer wearing a hat and gloves Alt: a man sitting in front of a computer wearing a hat and gloves

It's bloody freezing outside. It's not that warm inside either.

I miss Sunday evening telly when it felt like at 9pm a lot of people were watching the same thing. Peaky, Happy Valley, Line if Duty etc. It felt communal.

I picked the wrong time to go out - sleet then hail.

Fuck this, I'm taking Charlie out for a 💩

Professor finds Iron Age coin hoard near Bury St Edmunds Tom Licence says he feels a personal connection to the coins, which are to be auctioned.

*Academic sells history off to the highest bidder*

There, BBC, we sorted that headline for you

If he truly feels *a connection* to the find, as the article claims, would he not have donated it to a museum?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Charlie, the cutest dog in the world.

I went back to bed to get warm and fell asleep for three hours 😮 I missed dinner time.

The weather has returned to pissy and I've run out of Cadfaels to watch 🙁

an elderly woman is dancing in front of a brick building . Alt: an elderly woman is dancing in front of a brick building .

I had second breakfast. By that I mean a second piece of toast and another cup of tea. Every day a party.

Rugby is much more enjoyable with the sound off and an audio book on my ear pods of a murder mystery set in 1850s Edinburgh.

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Another half an hour of endless yapping until kick off. I'll have dozed off by then.

Film review : Emily Bronte died of tuberculosis 177 years ago yet this adaptation is still the worst thing that has ever happened to her.

I haven't seen the film but some people are not happy.

I had never seen the nightscape picture before and I fell in love with it.

Just saw an insta post (US) saying she'd found petrol for $2.07 a gallon. I'd be fucking ecstatic too as that's only £1.52 a GALLON.

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions. Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders. This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement. Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.

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