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Allan Johnson

@apjfive.bsky.social

Chef that went to Law School like an idiot

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a woman with a soap bubble behind her face Alt: a woman with a soap bubble that she pops with her finger
08.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your investment hasn't matured yet

08.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I see the Tigers gave Skubal #Astros level run support.

06.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

05.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 43857    🔁 15618    💬 3462    📌 3031

As a big AL West guy, I'm very sad to see the Mariners lose. You'll get em tomorrow, kids #Astros

05.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Touching 104 and then hitting the 90 mph slider is so unfair. Incredible outing today

01.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My left hand holding a paperback We Had It Coming and other fictions Luke O'Neil

My left hand holding a paperback We Had It Coming and other fictions Luke O'Neil

Some light reading arrived just in time for Vacation @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

28.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Boy do I have a sport for you to try

28.09.2025 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hat tip. Don't embarrass our mighty division in the postseason 😂

28.09.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pac 12 After Dark meets Big XII insanity

27.09.2025 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BLOCKED!!!!!

27.09.2025 06:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And those punts were... Good! Tied game in Corvallis

27.09.2025 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10 run curse activated #Astros

25.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're gonna trigger the 10 run curse and not score any runs in Anaheim this weekend 🤦🏻‍♂️

25.09.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hard to care when they clearly don't #Astros

25.09.2025 04:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a little piss-baby

24.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JD Vance is such a little bitch

24.09.2025 19:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also Hillary had slaves

24.09.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ENTHUSIASM

24.09.2025 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man on Fire

24.09.2025 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The run is over... Or at least taking a pause. Thanks for the memories #Astros

24.09.2025 05:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MNF fantasy sweats

23.09.2025 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

What if the MAGA chuds start cancelling their subscriptions now

22.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Six games left! I know Mariners fans aren't comfortable yet 😅

22.09.2025 02:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Tricked by the Cowboys defense. Someone will make the same mistake with Luther Burden next week.

22.09.2025 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hat tip, Mina... Your boys rolled into Houston and whipped our asses in the biggest series of the year

22.09.2025 02:13 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

21.09.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Block party! What did he say

21.09.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's the hope that kills you. I felt better an hour ago #Astros

21.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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