Mike Jungman

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

Alt text: A collage of four tweets from Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) discussing concerns about artificial intelligence. Top left tweet: Walsh warns that within a year or two, people will be able to create indistinguishable fake videos for defamation, and that nothing is being done to prevent this. Bottom left tweet: He says AI will destroy jobs, art, reality, and civilization, yet no action is being taken to stop it. Top right tweet: He criticizes AI-generated films as soulless and meaningless, saying art requires human expression and that AI will be the “death of art.” Bottom right tweet: Walsh argues that if a robot paints a picture, the robot is the artist, not the person prompting it, because the robot lacks consciousness and meaning.

He meant, “Her?”

She didn’t even get canceled. She threw a tantrum and quit NYT in a huff because people kept pointing out her columns were full of lies

Genuinely the worst idea I’ve ever heard a politician propose. You need to repeal the tariffs or let Trump own them. You’d be bailing out the Republican and their terrible policies

Those blocks on wires contraptions were the best part of going to the doctors office. That’s all they need. That’s all anyone needs. Those blocks on wire contraptions should be in more places: the backs of cabs, the DMV, etc etc

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

“I can’t know hear about any more no songs in English!”

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

It’s like a perfect physical combination of the two

🎶 and we hope you like crappin too 🎶

*Julia Child voice* Do butter

Is this an AI generated headline?

YES, YES

I think it’s as simple as people who lived in apartment buildings didn’t want a bunch of random creeps constantly passing through. They want the same familiar creeps.

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger The full transcript from the CNN Presidential debate between President Thomas Whitmore and challenger Governor Patrick Stevens. WOLF BLITZER, MODER...

STEVENS: President Whitmore has no plan.

BLITZER: President Whitmore, your rebuttal?

WHITMORE: I killed the aliens.

(DEAFENING APPLAUSE)

The Gobble GOAT

they're (reactionaries) not gonna fuck (subscribe to) you dude (the 'liberal new york crimes')

Someone photoshop a crown on Homer Glumplich

Weird clothing line to roll out during Summer but Old Navy hasn’t missed yet so what do I know

Musk 100% was chased out of FYAD at some point

“Everyone who works closely with me and gets to know me ends up hating and denouncing me. What a weird coincidence. What is wrong with all these people??”

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

‘We had the same moral panic about TV’ is a common refrain when people bring up social media, but like, in terms of social-political impacts, it’s hard to not see the ‘moral panic’ about TV as at least partially vindicated! A reality TV star is president! He’s filling his admin with Fox News hosts!