If I was going to start a lot of fires I would cover my tracks with a song like that.

Really happy we managed to bring ROI into this, proof as a country we still got it.

You should ask them to retract it. It's hard to get the toothpaste back into the tube but you should try.

Cold medicine ads will be like "one dose will help you mask your illness while you go out to as many people as possible"

Baseball needs interceptions. If the outfielders make a catch they should get to try a run for home base. This idea is perfect and should be implemented immediately.

so long as everyone has fun

I was optimistic of a sweep but nevertheless that was the worst election night victory party ever.

Maybe if the house sucks and the schools suck and it's not convenient to anywhere but is near some major negative like a highway, and airport, and/or a dump...

More scenes from the “big insurrection” in Los Angeles

This is a reminder that "basic income pilot programs" however well meaning function as a gimmick for funders who never have the money or will to actually make them universal. This doesn't need more study.

The only universal basic income programs I'm aware of are basically run by petro states.

I dream of a better future

A future where kids start school at a reasonable time based on actual human development and rhythmns rather than the weird, toxic belief that waking up early is virtuous somehow

Pi day was made up by Big Circle to sell more decimal places, WAKE UP SHEEPLE !1!!

In American Football if the game is tied after regulation time they should switch to World Football rules and sort it out that way. This idea is perfect and I will take no questions.

That was the most depressing "victory" party ever.

Excellent post

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.

Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

I'm bored with the fictionl villain casually discarding henchmen trope, I want the "good boss" evil villain who knows all their names, counsels them on career advancemen, and attends their birthdays, weddings, baby showers, funerals, etc. While also trying to take over the world from a secret lair.

Same

A road sign that says DO NOT LET MOOSE

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

Meteorologists: Atmospheric River
Me: that's a thing?
Meteorologists: Bomb-cyclone
Me: Oh no
Meteorologists: Sky Dick-Punch

thank you for your service

Give us Mike Tyson vs Hans Niemann, you cowards.

Current mood. youtu.be/B_o33FSmRR0?...