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@stephenkb.bsky.social particularly powerful column this week. Quite terrifying and heartbreaking for our Jewish colleagues, friends and family. Thank you for writing it.
07.10.2025 09:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life becomes so much easier when you learn to find contentment in crushing disappointment.
06.10.2025 19:13 β π 14 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Me: I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.
In her lunch with the FT the OnlyFans CEO says her company pays more tax than the entire British fishing industry. Quite a stat.
04.10.2025 09:09 β π 717 π 158 π¬ 68 π 36After a period of intense reflection I have decided that no, I wouldn't make a good vampire.
02.10.2025 09:29 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0There is a big difference between ignorance and bliss.
I'm sick of this false equivalence.
is this the manic monday the bangles warned us about? time will tell
18.08.2025 11:55 β π 143 π 38 π¬ 8 π 0I don't make enough money to pay no taxes
28.09.2025 16:21 β π 23 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Please know that if you have ever reposted me, I have imagined you naked, floating in space, a universe of stars glittering behind your frozen corpse. You are beautiful.
24.09.2025 05:21 β π 60 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0I got kicked out of law school when I cited joe v. the volcano on my final exam
24.09.2025 05:01 β π 219 π 60 π¬ 12 π 1Noticeable that this government always never engages in why arguments, either as a positive or an attack.
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20.09.2025 15:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think they know we can see them doing this? π§
20.09.2025 10:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let's keep saying nothing in increasingly elaborate ways.
20.09.2025 10:40 β π 113 π 40 π¬ 4 π 1My greatest fear is looking left when the optician says look right.
20.09.2025 08:26 β π 26 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus loves you.
That doesn't mean he has to like you.
I suspect she'll be a natural at it π
18.09.2025 15:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Calling Jeffrey Epstein βthe paedophile financierβ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie
17.09.2025 11:35 β π 323 π 38 π¬ 14 π 1A horse can gallop just a few hours after it's born. It would be cool if humans developed that quickly. A baby pops out and three hours later itβs texting
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17.09.2025 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this one of your clever metaphors about the state of the Tory Party π§
16.09.2025 21:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My unified theory of everything is that quantum mechanics is the operating system of our universe and general relativity is the software it's currently running.
16.09.2025 21:19 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0I'll swing by later
13.09.2025 20:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Immediately started to wonder how the downing Street cat became so rich....π€
13.09.2025 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One coming right up! Probably.
13.09.2025 19:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm going to open a massage parlour, but with an art house theme.
There will be no happy endings, instead you'll get a choice of a melancholic or an ambiguous ending.
I knew I was popular from that time at a party when I fell asleep and all the guys drew their faces on my dick.
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07.09.2025 07:32 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I try not to eat between snacks.
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