@wildethingy.bsky.social
A commentator making the classic mistake of confusing something they don't like with something that is ineffective.
17.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm always intrigued by how many generations you have to go back for this to be valid.
... And of course, they won't answer this because the real answer is it's one generation if you're white and infinite generations if you're not.
😘
16.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shill and Graceless
16.02.2026 07:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Me *Entering the afterlife* Oh fuck, there's more!
13.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 50 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0😂
12.02.2026 08:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me "I sold my soul for inconceivable powers"
Her "Cool. What powers?"
Me "They're inconceivable so I have no way of knowing."
I'm so glad there was no social media when I had a soul.
10.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Will this psychodrama never end! 😝
09.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0think I'm correct in saying that constitutionally you can't change prime minister during a Winter Olympics
09.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 69 🔁 7 💬 11 📌 2
Cometh the hour....
09.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If its a Goodwin idea, you'd only get the telegram from the king if all your grandparents were born in the UK 😏
08.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe it's true that I never take responsibility for my own mistakes, but I blame my parents.
07.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It's obvious!
05.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apophenia is: “the human tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.”
Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.
[stuck in a lift]
Me: Oh God!
Mine artist *mimes being stuck in a smaller lift*
Me: OH GOD!
Me: I like what you've done with your eyebrows.
Her: That's not my eyebrows. That's my chihuahua.
Classic Starmer: here's a thing I think should happen but I, as prime minister, am not going to do anything about it.
02.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd been using my new hand-mirror for over 6 months before I realized it was actually a framed stock photo of a much less handsome man.
02.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0😝
01.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say ignorance kills.
How I wish that was true.
😭
01.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0interviewer: is there anything more you could tell us about yourself?
cookie monster: me want cooki-
interviewer: besides that
i bet the first surgeon was probably like “eww”
07.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 144 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 1Fuck “the summer you turned pretty”—tell me about the season you went absolutely batshit weirdo.
15.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 106 🔁 17 💬 10 📌 1Thank god today is 1st February, bringing to an end my grim month of alcohol free Tuesdays.
01.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*spends 20 years learning origami.
*folds the perfect paper girlfriend.
*gets serious paper cuts.
*dies of a broken heart.
Me: Why does this cheese taste like soap?
Wife: Probably for the same reason you smell like cheese.
Clegg increasingly resembles the harassed neighbour in a generic 1980s ITV sitcom.
28.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You had sex with a clown?
Well that's just fucking funny.
