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Sometimes It Takes Two Months to Sell A Lamp You Bought On Craigslist Even Though You Didn't Like It When You Saw It In Person But You Didn't Want The Stranger You'll Never See Again To Be Mad At You: The Sequel

She was born last night and is named Julie!! (In Italian, but it counts!)

Waiting for my friend to have this baby today

YouTube video by Greg Callaghan Gavin Creel sings "Meadowlark"

A year without Gavin youtu.be/M_eYDAMBuiE

The theme of tonight’s 40th Birthday party is sparkles

Some days I feel completely out of touch with the high schoolers I teach, then other days a pimple the size of Alaska shows up on my face and I become instantly relatable.

Nothing like a 3am earthquake to scare the crap outta ya.

I FUCKIN LOVE THE LIBRARY!

Sonora Webster looked through the eyes of love.

I guess I should have figured it out, but I was not prepared for how many 40th birthday parties I'd be invited to this year.

My cousin is showing her 7 year old A Chorus Line for the first time

I got mine on Monday and I really hope I can sleep on my left side tonight. But no other side effects!

Boosted and flu-sted at CVS.

Dusted the leaves of my houseplants. Thriving!

I gave the performance of a lifetime in my one man in a car production of Promises, Promises this morning.

I finished my Derry Girls rewatch

Nonni would have turned 101 today. Relatives around the city are sending photos of our cocktails to remember her. Salute, Non ❤️🍸

San Francisco police ask public to help find missing 14-year-old girl The San Francisco Police Department is searching for Maryeli Rivera, a 14-year-old girl who was reported missing on July 28.

The San Francisco Police Department is searching for Maryeli Rivera, a 14-year-old girl who was reported missing on July 28.

Today I melted in a Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cup. In the words of Stephanie Mills: never knew love like this before.

Not sure how to feel about the collage my phone made for me

Florida banning the Diary of Anne Frank tells you everything you need to know about the MAGA movement.

I started a Derry Girls rewatch a couple days ago and I haven't laughed this much in a long time*

*since The Naked Gun

And shoutout to the senior who answered "Do I accept late assessments?" question with "HELL NO!"

On the first quiz of the school year, I ask students to "Name something that would earn [them] a detention in this class."
A sophomore wrote "chewing gum" and then threw a fit when I gave her a detention for chewing gum.

I put a spoonful of nutella in my oatmeal this morning and I have never felt more alive

Year 10, here I come

The glasses tipped the scales for me

I saw Freakier Friday (loved it) and got this at the theatre

My face when a coworker started singing in today’s Back to School retreat. Two people texted from across the room saying simply “your face”

I’ve got it all in storage. Just let me know what you need.